Westinghouse lcd tv backlight inverter failure
ONN TV - Intermittent Backlight
2024.05.14 20:13 Ocelot_xx ONN TV - Intermittent Backlight
Bought an ONN Roku TV (Having a hard time confirming the model number but it's a 65" 4K UHD HDR10 Roku TV. I think the model is 100012587). Brought home, plugged in, worked fine to start. After watching for several hours, the screen suddenly went black. I can see the images if I hold a light up to the screen, so it's a backlight issue, not an entire screen failure. I contacted ONN, they had me unplug/replug, drain the power off the board, standard stuff. After that, they declined to replace the TV (claimed they didn't have any to send lol) and refunded the purchase.
Having said all that, I have researched as best I can and the suggestions, as best as I can tell, are either to replace the T-con or the main board. (The T-con appears to be ok; only issue I can find on the main board is that one of the caps is already popped, but only one. Not sure if that would make a big difference or not.) Either component would be cheaper than buying a new TV, but I don't want to buy both unnecessarily. Money's money, after all. I am open to suggestions from anyone who knows more about TV repair than me, which, admittedly, is anyone who knows anything about TV repair. Thanks!
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Having said all that, I have researched as best I can and the suggestions, as best as I can tell, are either to replace the T-con or the main board. (The T-con appears to be ok; only issue I can find on the main board is that one of the caps is already popped, but only one. Not sure if that would make a big difference or not.) Either component would be cheaper than buying a new TV, but I don't want to buy both unnecessarily. Money's money, after all. I am open to suggestions from anyone who knows more about TV repair than me, which, admittedly, is anyone who knows anything about TV repair. Thanks!
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-72- FLASHFISH UA1100 1100Wh 1200W Power Station with 100W Solar Panel [EU]
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-73- DRVETION AT20 48V 10Ah 750W 20x4.0inch Electric Bicycle [EU]
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-74- FENGMI Formovie VX 4K Projector DLP [EU]
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-75- Fengmi Formovie X5 Laser Projector [EU]
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-76- RANDRIDE YX80 48V 20Ah 1500W Electric Bicycle [EU]
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-1- Audew 16Pcs T10 C5W T15/912/921 LED Car Bulbs [EU]
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-2- Astrolux NC04S 4-Slot Battery Charger
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-3- Mini USB Handheld Fan With Digital Display
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👉 Price: 9.99 USD / Lowest before: 9.99 USD
-4- 6 pcs. SG90 Mini Analog Gear RC Servo [EU]
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-5- Lenovo LP40II TWS Earbuds BT5.3
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💥 Price: 12.99 USD / Lowest before: 12.99 USD
-6- Zeblaze Btalk Smart Watch
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👉 Price: 13.99 USD / Lowest before: 13.99 USD
-7- 9 Inch Large Digital Wall Clock
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⭕️ Price: 14.99 USD / Lowest before: 15.99 USD
-8- Zeblaze Btalk 3 Plus Fitness Tracker
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🚨 Price: 15.99 USD / Lowest before: -1 USD
-9- Black Knight B2000V Mosquito Lamp 1200mAh
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💣 Price: 16.99 USD / Lowest before: 17.99 USD
-10- Drillpro 3 Pack Wood Panel Radius R5-R30 Quick-Jig
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📉 Price: 20.99 USD / Lowest before: 21.99 USD
-11- PETEMPO Cat Water Fountain 2L [EU]
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🥇 Price: 20.99 USD / Lowest before: 20.99 USD
-12- GT4 Pro Smart Watch
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🥇 Price: 22.99 USD / Lowest before: 33.99 USD
-13- Konka H66 Neck Massager
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✌️ Price: 24.99 USD / Lowest before: 25.99 USD
-14- LOKMAT ATTACK 2 PRO Smart Watch
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💥 Price: 24.99 USD / Lowest before: 30.99 USD
-15- Newwear T30 Smart Watch
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📉 Price: 25.99 USD / Lowest before: 27.99 USD
-16- BlitzMax BM-K10 Kids Karaoke Machine
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⭕️ Price: 26.99 USD / Lowest before: 26.99 USD
-17- E200 1.72inch 356x400px ECG PPG Smart Watch
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-18- Solar Light Outdoor 106 LED Motion Sensor Wall Lamp with Remote 2pcs
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✌️ Price: 29.49 USD / Lowest before: 29.49 USD
-19- YK75 84 Keys Mechanical Keyboard Tri-Mode OUTEMU
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-20- XIAXIU X-320 Mini Sea Land Air 320mm RC Airplane RTF with 3 Batteries
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⭕️ Price: 29.99 USD / Lowest before: 33.99 USD
-21- BlitzWolf BW-HW1 Smart Watch
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-22- 3 in 1 10000mAh USB Rechargeable Camping Fan with LED Light
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-23- Coopreme XU10 64GB Game Console RK3326S
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-24- OneOdio A70 Bluetooth Headphones
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-25- LAOTIE 10x4.5inch Electric Scooter Road Tire For LAOTIE ES19
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-26- Coopreme XU10 128GB RK3326S Console
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-27- POPDEER PD-JX1 1500A 15000mAh Car Jump Starter [EU]
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-28- Blitzwill BW-CLT1 LED Smart Ceiling Light [EU]
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-29- ENJOYWOOD Telescope Miter Gauge Fence Extended Support [EU]
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-30- Mini Turbo Fan 130,000RPM 3 Gears Fan
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-31- BIGTREETECH H2 V2S 3D Printer Extruder Direct Drive Dual Gear Hotend [EU]
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-32- Orlandoo OH32P02 1/32 Unassembled DIY Kit Unpainted RC Crawler
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-33- StarGazer2 1080P Projector 300ANSI Android 11
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-34- RC ERA C127AI 2.4G Brushless RC Helicopter RTF with 2 Batteries
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-35- Proscenic T21 1700W 220V 5.5L Air Fryer [EU]
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-36- Volantex RC 768-1 Mustang P-51D RC Airplane RTF [EU]
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-37- INSE P20 300W Pet Grooming Vacuum Kit [EU]
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〽️ Price: 105.99 USD / Lowest before: 116.99 USD
-38- Blitzwolf V2 1080P Android Projector [EU]
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👉 Price: 119.99 USD / Lowest before: 119.99 USD
-39- BIQU B1 3D Printer [EU]
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-40- FOSSiBOT F101 Pro 8/128GB 10600mAh 5.45 inch Android 13 MT8788 NFC [EU]
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-41- FCHAO 2500W Inverter DC12V/DC24V To 220V 230V Inverter [EU]
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-42- FOSSiBOT F106 Pro 8/256GB Android 14 12000mAh G85 NFC [EU]
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-43- GMKTEC NucBox G3 N100 MAX Mini PC 16/512GB
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-46- BMAX B6 Pro i5-1030NG7 16/512GB Mini PC [EU]
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-47- Artillery SW X4 Pro Klipper 3D Printer [EU]
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-48- Geleipu H9 Projector 5G-WIFI Android 11.0 [EU]
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-63- Ninkear A15 Plus 15.6 Inch Laptop Ryzen 7 5700U 32GB 1TB 69.30Wh [EU]
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-66- Ninkear N16 Pro Laptop 165Hz 2.5K 16 Inch i7-1260P 32GB 2TB [EU]
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-68- N-One NBook Fly Laptop 16 Inch Touchable 14 Inch Dual Screen i7-10750H 16GB 1TB [EU]
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-70- Cloudenergy 12V 300Ah LiFePO4 Lithium Battery Pack 3.84kWh CL12-300B [EU]
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2024.05.14 02:29 Ok_Coconut_2560 Noodles
My family has always been of great minds. I hated it. Growing up and having to study day and night to try and live up to them was extremely exhausting when I couldn't care how things worked as long as I was happy. I gave up but somehow everything kept turning out to be true.
Over my lifetime I have become the Gorden Ramsey of the science world. Known for my temper and also for huge things like curing world hunger using play-doe and cancer with baby powder I got in a back street ally while drunk.
To get my family off my back I started making random ideas so they could see me as a failure and leave me alone but...they keep working. And soon people started to praise me. Fame has left me with nothing but more and more attention. So today I plan to make sure that everyone can just think I'm insane and leave me alone and not some king.
I chuckled like a kid who was opening a Christmas present as I heard the crowd of people chatting and talking loudly as I hid behind my stage in a grey tight suit that my sister had picked out. I sighed and was ready to walk out and make a fool out of myself but my brother stopped me.
" Jack... I just want you to know how proud I am of you. Dad would have loved to see you right now. "
I thought it was ironic because last night while chilling on the couch watching TV and eating chips I made this theory up. He dusted off my shoulders held them tight and looked me in the eyes taking in the moment.
" go give them hell man. "
He had a goofy smile just like Dad but spoke with confidence.
" you got it, man. "
I heard my name being called onto the stage and the uproar startled me for a second but I collected myself and headed out after giving him a nod just to entertain him.
The lights were blinding as I grabbed the mic and looked at the table in front of me with a small box with the ingredients I needed and a chalkboard behind me.
After I stood still for a minute the crowd died down. I had not told anyone what I was presenting so the whole world was watching without a clue of what I was doing this time.
"Hello everyone. Today I believe I have my most important presentation yet..."
The crowd grew silent and hung on every word. And I heard my voice around the room through the speakers.
" Today I have with me a box...and inside is spaghetti I had for breakfast. "
The crowd laughed thinking it was a joke
" shut up "
The crowd grew silent once more
"Behind me is a chalkboard and I will now present my new findings to all of you...I have found out how to make portals to other worlds. "
A man in the far back of the audience yelled bullshit in a heavy Indian accent but he was so far it was a faint sound for me. I smiled at that thinking I had finally found something that would make me lose my title and I could go ahead and live a life without people making me feel like an evil man for not helping others.
I opened the box got a handful of the noodles and threw them at the chalkboard. I then grabbed a paper towel on standby to clean myself.
The noodles hit the board and slowly moved and rested on a spot on the board. I made eye contact with my brother backstage and he had a look on his face showing he believed in me.
I spun the board dropping the noodles to the ground I then grabbed the chalk and drew around the sauce and noodles that stuck to the board then drew my attention to the others that had fallen on the floor and drew an outline of that.
After it finished I threw the chalk in the crowd violently hitting an old lady in the face.
" Quickly I want a show of hands who thinks I'm a crazy guy "
Everyone raised their hands and I laughed to myself
I then went behind the board and laid it horizontally. I grabbed a small knife in my pocket and poked my finger with it. The crimson blood fell and hit the chalk and then as more and more blood hit the chalk it started glowing.
" you have got to be joking. "
I said out loud as it started to spark an orange glow and it slowly grew color to the rest of the chalk in orange sparks.
Once the symbol was fully sparking with orange the sauce began to swell and move around in a counterclockwise manner. I stepped away from it in shock as small parts of the blood in my finger began to float to the parts where it fell on the floor I drew my outlines on and started sparking those as well.
It started to smoke and hiss as if lightning could whisper and the orange began to take shape and the sauce made a doorway. The parts that were not on the board began to grow ice around them and started to make designs on the floor circling me and the board. Suddenly it grew in size and a large booming voice was heard through the portal as I felt panic of people start to set in.
A huge claw came out and scrapped the sides of my table trying to crawl out from the world it had been trapped in. Cold winds hit me as they cut my skin and threw around my clothes. As I saw the table was now melting from its touch.
A slimy green claw with mucus like a face-hugger egg from the movie Alien carved through the floor and pulled the rest of its body out slowly. A beast stood at 12 feet tall adjusting to our world as goop grew and shaped its body as people screamed, ran, and stood frozen in fear.
As it looked around it locked its spider-like eyes and swerled around coming out from the portal and twisting and turning around the body as it made its way to its head finding a place to rest. It then locked its eyes with me and its jaw twisted slowly from an ant-like maw to mine and slowly shrunk and it soon took the shape of me and knelt on the floor and spoke to me.
" master. "
I stood in shock as everyone seemed to calm down and watched to see what I would do.
"...umm "My family has always been of great minds. I hated it. Growing up and having to study day and night to try and live up to them was extremely exhausting when I couldn't care how things worked as long as I was happy. I gave up but somehow everything kept turning out to be true.
Over my lifetime I have become the Gorden Ramsey of the science world. Known for my temper and also for huge things like curing world hunger using play-doe and cancer with baby powder I got in a back street ally while drunk.
To get my family off my back I started making random ideas so they could see me as a failure and leave me alone but...they keep working. And soon people started to praise me. Fame has left me with nothing but more and more attention. So today I plan to make sure that everyone can just think I'm insane and leave me alone and not some king.
I chuckled like a kid who was opening a Christmas present as I heard the crowd of people chatting and talking loudly as I hid behind my stage in a grey tight suit that my sister had picked out. I sighed and was ready to walk out and make a fool out of myself but my brother stopped me.
" Jack... I just want you to know how proud I am of you. Dad would have loved to see you right now. "
I thought it was ironic because last night while chilling on the couch watching TV and eating chips I made this theory up. He dusted off my shoulders held them tight and looked me in the eyes taking in the moment.
" go give them hell man. "
He had a goofy smile just like Dad but spoke with confidence.
" you got it, man. "
I heard my name being called onto the stage and the uproar startled me for a second but I collected myself and headed out after giving him a nod just to entertain him.
The lights were blinding as I grabbed the mic and looked at the table in front of me with a small box with the ingredients I needed and a chalkboard behind me.
After I stood still for a minute the crowd died down. I had not told anyone what I was presenting so the whole world was watching without a clue of what I was doing this time.
"Hello everyone. Today I believe I have my most important presentation yet..."
The crowd grew silent and hung on every word. And I heard my voice around the room through the speakers.
" Today I have with me a box...and inside is spaghetti I had breakfast. "
The crowd laughed thinking it was a joke
" shut up "
The crowd grew silent once more
"Behind me is a chalkboard and I will now present my new findings to all of you...I have found out how to make portals to other worlds. "
A man in the far back of the audience yelled bullshit in a heavy Indian accent but he was so far it was a faint sound for me. I smiled at that thinking I had finally found something that would make me lose my title and I could go ahead and live a life without people making me feel like an evil man for not helping others.
I opened the box got a handful of the noodles and threw them at the chalkboard. I then grabbed a paper towel on standby to clean myself.
The noodles hit the board and slowly moved and rested on a spot on the board. I made eye contact with my brother backstage and he had a look on his face showing he believed in me.
I spun the board dropping the noodles to the ground I then grabbed the chalk and drew around the sauce and noodles that stuck to the board then drew my attention to the others that had fallen on the floor and drew an outline of that.
After it finished I threw the chalk in the crowd violently hitting an old lady in the face.
" Quickly I want a show of hands who thinks I'm a crazy guy "
Everyone raised their hands and I laughed to myself
I then went behind the board and laid it horizontally. I grabbed a small knife in my pocket and poked my finger with it. The crimson blood fell and hit the chalk and then as more and more blood hit the chalk it started glowing.
" you have got to be joking. "
I said out loud as it started to spark an orange glow and it slowly grew color to the rest of the chalk in orange sparks.
Once the symbol was fully sparking with orange the sauce began to swell and move around in a counterclockwise manner. I stepped away from it in shock as small parts of the blood in my finger began to float to the parts where it fell on the floor I drew my outlines on and started sparking those as well.
It started to smoke and hiss as if lightning could whisper and the orange began to take shape and the sauce made a doorway. The parts that were not on the board began to grow ice around them and started to make designs on the floor circling me and the board. Suddenly it grew in size and a large booming voice was heard through the portal as I felt panic of people start to set in.
A huge claw came out and scrapped the sides of my table trying to crawl out from the world it had been trapped in. Cold winds hit me as they cut my skin and threw around my clothes. As I saw the table was now melting from its touch.
A slimy green claw with mucus like a face-hugger egg from the movie Alien carved through the floor and pulled the rest of its body out slowly. A beast stood at 12 feet tall adjusting to our world as goop grew and shaped its body as people screamed, ran, and stood frozen in fear.
As it looked around it locked its spider-like eyes and swerled around coming out from the portal and twisting and turning around the body as it made its way to its head finding a place to rest. It then locked its eyes with me and its jaw twisted slowly from an ant-like maw to mine and slowly shrunk and it soon took the shape of me and knelt on the floor and spoke to me.
" master. "
I stood in shock as everyone seemed to calm down and watched to see what I would do.
Now that this creature knelt before me I realized that the room I was in was so terrible quietly you could hear everyone's ass get tight in anticipation of what would happen next.
" ...what...are you. "
I spoke carefully to the being that had taken the shape of myself. It still took my breath away and my throat was dry.
The beast was a deep green. The color mixed with shades of grey streaming from it. The longer I looked at it I could see it getting closer to what I looked like shaping itself.
From small flowing green tendrils to an arm they grew as they twisted and made bone then muscle and finally skin.
It locked eyes with me and it smiled deeply at me. As it formed the face finally.
" Your vassle. "
My eyes had not moved to the crowd at all but even though the lights hit the stage so hard it was enveloped in smoke.
The creature's eyes glowed as it answered brightly, not figuratively. This thing's eyes were glowing.
"To serve you, We are bound by blood magic. I am a reflection of your desires, Master, " it said, its voice now a whisper in my mind.
It began to stand up as my grey suit began to form on it and by the time it stood fully up it had copied what I looked like.
" let me explain everything. "
My body frozen in fear woke up with adrenaline as I blinked and a flash of green smoke covered my vision as he teleported right to me face to face.
Its body turned to smoke and went into the slits of my eyes. I felt visions follow me in my peripheral vision but surprisingly no pain followed power filled me and it felt like one hell of a drug.
My body and mind altered.
I was now in a very dark place with no walls or light except my reflection on the floor which waved like water.
I took a step back looking around and back to the reflection of me on the ground.
Soon the water rippled and my reflection fell through the floor like gravity was inverted. he flew upright and water fell off of him as he looked at me as he now stood straight ahead of me. He was just reflecting in the water but now eyed me down.
Collecting my nerves.
I begin to speak.
" what do you want..."
He was still in my form and stood perfectly straight. Now with water dripping from his...my hair.
Slight stubble with hair that hung down and my hazel eyes were not present within him but I was greeted with a swelling acidic green that doubled the size of my pupil.
" to serve you. "
He made no other movement than putting his hands behind his back like a soldier at ease.
I could not tell if it was lying or not.
" ...is that it? "
" I am the embodiment of your fear desires and brilliance. You have shaped me. Your desire for solitude birthed me. I will aid you in shaping the world how you see fit. Your reality becomes mine. "
There was a slight echo in the room as he spoke.
" wait...where are we "
I questioned haphazardly
" your mind. "
An awkward silence was in the air until I spoke
" so...am I just standing on the stage not making a sound? "
He gave me a concerned look.
" no...time has frozen outside for you. You may sleep here without having to in the real world so to others you look as if you never rest and you may think and plan what to do in battle here. For them, it will be about two seconds...Do...do you not have any knowledge of what I am? "
Suddenly I felt bad like I had encountered someone famous and I had no idea who they were. A slap in the face like a popular kid meeting someone who had never heard of them. Ego shattered.
" ok sorry no. I...don't go around reading about...monsters?"
I felt like was I saying the n-word of the demon realm not knowing if that word was offensive.
He folded his arms a little upset.
"Are you not a warrior? "
" well...no I...just watch TV and cook here and there- "
The demon cut me off
" weak. "
" excuse me? "
" look. I am an immortal being and after a while you get bored. So I'm sorry if I may be a little upset after being bonded with some nobody. "
I got quiet and I was a little annoyed that I was being roasted by some demon that I just met.
Its form wavers and eyes begin to open on its skin. Cheeks forhead etc.
"After being a god for so long it's fun to play with limitations. Makes things extremely exciting. "
" what do you mean by that? "
" look. You can only be so entertained by the same things. Life gets boring and now...you are going to help me with this. I get to have pure entertainment while you get every wish you could ever want. A mutual bond no? "
He then closed his eyes annoyed and the other eyes meshed back to his skin.
" though... the TV is not that interesting...life is what gets the blood pumping"
I felt the need to quickly change the topic
"Are there others like you? "
The room began to take shape very slowly as the water floor turned to wood and walls went around us.
" of course. You may meet them one day "
Confused and curious I pressed.
"Meet them? "
" yes. Summoning one of us is considered a threat to them. "
He spoke while opening and closing his newly found hand except backward.
" hm...no that don't look right "
I quickly responded
" Wait! How is doing that a threat! "
"Well, one doesn't just accidentally Summon one of us to suddenly get powers beyond human control. "
I thought back to how I summoned him by accident with some food I made.
" well...funny story but I summoned you using my breakfast..."
I had never regretted speaking so much as in that moment.
" What... "
Acid dripped from his words. Literally. His pupils split in half and his bottom jaw ripped open like an ant and curved giving sharpness to the bone.
"Please don't kill me. "
The room began to look like a cozy cabin with a fireplace and he slowly went back to normal.
" I would if I could. I've never felt so disrespected. We are bonded by your blood. If you die...I die. "
Suddenly I felt at ease by this new information.
Then a thought came to my mind
" ...God's can die? "
" you did hear me, right? "
The SAS from this guy was unneeded and I was starting to miss him being on his knees as weird as that sounds.
" so...all that power gone.... in an instant... "
" well...no actually God's powers don't just disappear they transfer to whoever killed them...wait...hold up."
He suddenly had an epiphany.
A smile grew on his face and he grabbed my shoulders
" you! You are going to help me kill the other gods! "
He sounded proud but I let him down.
" ha! No. "
" oh come on! Don't be like that. "
He did a pout.
"Look, man. I'm not killing gods for you. Just because you are bored. "
" hey...they might send people to kill you because you bonded with me. "
"What did I ever do to them? "
"They have a system to this stuff. They like to build and watch things play out. You're a problem. That can mess it up. So...they kill ya...to be honest, I don't know any other way to explain it, man. You know people normally just use my power to kill people and become a king and know this already. "
"This is outrageous. "
" bro. Look if you do this I will be able to get their powers and you will be able to do so much more than what I offer "
I tilted my head
" what can you do? Know what never mind. I will just talk to them and figure things out. "
He groaned and his form melted down sagging and it shot back up reforming
"Is there not anything that you want? Anything in the world? Gods don't put themselves in physical forms. They give people power and can make beings to hunt you. And if they care enough to come down themself. Ha, good luck."
I stopped and thought about it trying to weigh the options of pissing off higher beings.
Suddenly. I found something.
"Can you bring back the dead..."
He stopped confused.
" well...no "
" then I don't want anything "
" wait! "
He threw his arms out pleading
"I don't...but another God does..."
He crosses his arms smiling. He had left the question hanging letting me reconsider his offer.
I stopped and thought for a while before looking back up to him.
I let out a sigh and looked him in the eyes
" ok...you are going to help me get my father back. "
The demon smirked.
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Over my lifetime I have become the Gorden Ramsey of the science world. Known for my temper and also for huge things like curing world hunger using play-doe and cancer with baby powder I got in a back street ally while drunk.
To get my family off my back I started making random ideas so they could see me as a failure and leave me alone but...they keep working. And soon people started to praise me. Fame has left me with nothing but more and more attention. So today I plan to make sure that everyone can just think I'm insane and leave me alone and not some king.
I chuckled like a kid who was opening a Christmas present as I heard the crowd of people chatting and talking loudly as I hid behind my stage in a grey tight suit that my sister had picked out. I sighed and was ready to walk out and make a fool out of myself but my brother stopped me.
" Jack... I just want you to know how proud I am of you. Dad would have loved to see you right now. "
I thought it was ironic because last night while chilling on the couch watching TV and eating chips I made this theory up. He dusted off my shoulders held them tight and looked me in the eyes taking in the moment.
" go give them hell man. "
He had a goofy smile just like Dad but spoke with confidence.
" you got it, man. "
I heard my name being called onto the stage and the uproar startled me for a second but I collected myself and headed out after giving him a nod just to entertain him.
The lights were blinding as I grabbed the mic and looked at the table in front of me with a small box with the ingredients I needed and a chalkboard behind me.
After I stood still for a minute the crowd died down. I had not told anyone what I was presenting so the whole world was watching without a clue of what I was doing this time.
"Hello everyone. Today I believe I have my most important presentation yet..."
The crowd grew silent and hung on every word. And I heard my voice around the room through the speakers.
" Today I have with me a box...and inside is spaghetti I had for breakfast. "
The crowd laughed thinking it was a joke
" shut up "
The crowd grew silent once more
"Behind me is a chalkboard and I will now present my new findings to all of you...I have found out how to make portals to other worlds. "
A man in the far back of the audience yelled bullshit in a heavy Indian accent but he was so far it was a faint sound for me. I smiled at that thinking I had finally found something that would make me lose my title and I could go ahead and live a life without people making me feel like an evil man for not helping others.
I opened the box got a handful of the noodles and threw them at the chalkboard. I then grabbed a paper towel on standby to clean myself.
The noodles hit the board and slowly moved and rested on a spot on the board. I made eye contact with my brother backstage and he had a look on his face showing he believed in me.
I spun the board dropping the noodles to the ground I then grabbed the chalk and drew around the sauce and noodles that stuck to the board then drew my attention to the others that had fallen on the floor and drew an outline of that.
After it finished I threw the chalk in the crowd violently hitting an old lady in the face.
" Quickly I want a show of hands who thinks I'm a crazy guy "
Everyone raised their hands and I laughed to myself
I then went behind the board and laid it horizontally. I grabbed a small knife in my pocket and poked my finger with it. The crimson blood fell and hit the chalk and then as more and more blood hit the chalk it started glowing.
" you have got to be joking. "
I said out loud as it started to spark an orange glow and it slowly grew color to the rest of the chalk in orange sparks.
Once the symbol was fully sparking with orange the sauce began to swell and move around in a counterclockwise manner. I stepped away from it in shock as small parts of the blood in my finger began to float to the parts where it fell on the floor I drew my outlines on and started sparking those as well.
It started to smoke and hiss as if lightning could whisper and the orange began to take shape and the sauce made a doorway. The parts that were not on the board began to grow ice around them and started to make designs on the floor circling me and the board. Suddenly it grew in size and a large booming voice was heard through the portal as I felt panic of people start to set in.
A huge claw came out and scrapped the sides of my table trying to crawl out from the world it had been trapped in. Cold winds hit me as they cut my skin and threw around my clothes. As I saw the table was now melting from its touch.
A slimy green claw with mucus like a face-hugger egg from the movie Alien carved through the floor and pulled the rest of its body out slowly. A beast stood at 12 feet tall adjusting to our world as goop grew and shaped its body as people screamed, ran, and stood frozen in fear.
As it looked around it locked its spider-like eyes and swerled around coming out from the portal and twisting and turning around the body as it made its way to its head finding a place to rest. It then locked its eyes with me and its jaw twisted slowly from an ant-like maw to mine and slowly shrunk and it soon took the shape of me and knelt on the floor and spoke to me.
" master. "
I stood in shock as everyone seemed to calm down and watched to see what I would do.
"...umm "My family has always been of great minds. I hated it. Growing up and having to study day and night to try and live up to them was extremely exhausting when I couldn't care how things worked as long as I was happy. I gave up but somehow everything kept turning out to be true.
Over my lifetime I have become the Gorden Ramsey of the science world. Known for my temper and also for huge things like curing world hunger using play-doe and cancer with baby powder I got in a back street ally while drunk.
To get my family off my back I started making random ideas so they could see me as a failure and leave me alone but...they keep working. And soon people started to praise me. Fame has left me with nothing but more and more attention. So today I plan to make sure that everyone can just think I'm insane and leave me alone and not some king.
I chuckled like a kid who was opening a Christmas present as I heard the crowd of people chatting and talking loudly as I hid behind my stage in a grey tight suit that my sister had picked out. I sighed and was ready to walk out and make a fool out of myself but my brother stopped me.
" Jack... I just want you to know how proud I am of you. Dad would have loved to see you right now. "
I thought it was ironic because last night while chilling on the couch watching TV and eating chips I made this theory up. He dusted off my shoulders held them tight and looked me in the eyes taking in the moment.
" go give them hell man. "
He had a goofy smile just like Dad but spoke with confidence.
" you got it, man. "
I heard my name being called onto the stage and the uproar startled me for a second but I collected myself and headed out after giving him a nod just to entertain him.
The lights were blinding as I grabbed the mic and looked at the table in front of me with a small box with the ingredients I needed and a chalkboard behind me.
After I stood still for a minute the crowd died down. I had not told anyone what I was presenting so the whole world was watching without a clue of what I was doing this time.
"Hello everyone. Today I believe I have my most important presentation yet..."
The crowd grew silent and hung on every word. And I heard my voice around the room through the speakers.
" Today I have with me a box...and inside is spaghetti I had breakfast. "
The crowd laughed thinking it was a joke
" shut up "
The crowd grew silent once more
"Behind me is a chalkboard and I will now present my new findings to all of you...I have found out how to make portals to other worlds. "
A man in the far back of the audience yelled bullshit in a heavy Indian accent but he was so far it was a faint sound for me. I smiled at that thinking I had finally found something that would make me lose my title and I could go ahead and live a life without people making me feel like an evil man for not helping others.
I opened the box got a handful of the noodles and threw them at the chalkboard. I then grabbed a paper towel on standby to clean myself.
The noodles hit the board and slowly moved and rested on a spot on the board. I made eye contact with my brother backstage and he had a look on his face showing he believed in me.
I spun the board dropping the noodles to the ground I then grabbed the chalk and drew around the sauce and noodles that stuck to the board then drew my attention to the others that had fallen on the floor and drew an outline of that.
After it finished I threw the chalk in the crowd violently hitting an old lady in the face.
" Quickly I want a show of hands who thinks I'm a crazy guy "
Everyone raised their hands and I laughed to myself
I then went behind the board and laid it horizontally. I grabbed a small knife in my pocket and poked my finger with it. The crimson blood fell and hit the chalk and then as more and more blood hit the chalk it started glowing.
" you have got to be joking. "
I said out loud as it started to spark an orange glow and it slowly grew color to the rest of the chalk in orange sparks.
Once the symbol was fully sparking with orange the sauce began to swell and move around in a counterclockwise manner. I stepped away from it in shock as small parts of the blood in my finger began to float to the parts where it fell on the floor I drew my outlines on and started sparking those as well.
It started to smoke and hiss as if lightning could whisper and the orange began to take shape and the sauce made a doorway. The parts that were not on the board began to grow ice around them and started to make designs on the floor circling me and the board. Suddenly it grew in size and a large booming voice was heard through the portal as I felt panic of people start to set in.
A huge claw came out and scrapped the sides of my table trying to crawl out from the world it had been trapped in. Cold winds hit me as they cut my skin and threw around my clothes. As I saw the table was now melting from its touch.
A slimy green claw with mucus like a face-hugger egg from the movie Alien carved through the floor and pulled the rest of its body out slowly. A beast stood at 12 feet tall adjusting to our world as goop grew and shaped its body as people screamed, ran, and stood frozen in fear.
As it looked around it locked its spider-like eyes and swerled around coming out from the portal and twisting and turning around the body as it made its way to its head finding a place to rest. It then locked its eyes with me and its jaw twisted slowly from an ant-like maw to mine and slowly shrunk and it soon took the shape of me and knelt on the floor and spoke to me.
" master. "
I stood in shock as everyone seemed to calm down and watched to see what I would do.
"...umm "
Part two of the noodle demon.Now that this creature knelt before me I realized that the room I was in was so terrible quietly you could hear everyone's ass get tight in anticipation of what would happen next.
" ...what...are you. "
I spoke carefully to the being that had taken the shape of myself. It still took my breath away and my throat was dry.
The beast was a deep green. The color mixed with shades of grey streaming from it. The longer I looked at it I could see it getting closer to what I looked like shaping itself.
From small flowing green tendrils to an arm they grew as they twisted and made bone then muscle and finally skin.
It locked eyes with me and it smiled deeply at me. As it formed the face finally.
" Your vassle. "
My eyes had not moved to the crowd at all but even though the lights hit the stage so hard it was enveloped in smoke.
The creature's eyes glowed as it answered brightly, not figuratively. This thing's eyes were glowing.
"To serve you, We are bound by blood magic. I am a reflection of your desires, Master, " it said, its voice now a whisper in my mind.
It began to stand up as my grey suit began to form on it and by the time it stood fully up it had copied what I looked like.
" let me explain everything. "
My body frozen in fear woke up with adrenaline as I blinked and a flash of green smoke covered my vision as he teleported right to me face to face.
Its body turned to smoke and went into the slits of my eyes. I felt visions follow me in my peripheral vision but surprisingly no pain followed power filled me and it felt like one hell of a drug.
My body and mind altered.
I was now in a very dark place with no walls or light except my reflection on the floor which waved like water.
I took a step back looking around and back to the reflection of me on the ground.
Soon the water rippled and my reflection fell through the floor like gravity was inverted. he flew upright and water fell off of him as he looked at me as he now stood straight ahead of me. He was just reflecting in the water but now eyed me down.
Collecting my nerves.
I begin to speak.
" what do you want..."
He was still in my form and stood perfectly straight. Now with water dripping from his...my hair.
Slight stubble with hair that hung down and my hazel eyes were not present within him but I was greeted with a swelling acidic green that doubled the size of my pupil.
" to serve you. "
He made no other movement than putting his hands behind his back like a soldier at ease.
I could not tell if it was lying or not.
" ...is that it? "
" I am the embodiment of your fear desires and brilliance. You have shaped me. Your desire for solitude birthed me. I will aid you in shaping the world how you see fit. Your reality becomes mine. "
There was a slight echo in the room as he spoke.
" wait...where are we "
I questioned haphazardly
" your mind. "
An awkward silence was in the air until I spoke
" so...am I just standing on the stage not making a sound? "
He gave me a concerned look.
" no...time has frozen outside for you. You may sleep here without having to in the real world so to others you look as if you never rest and you may think and plan what to do in battle here. For them, it will be about two seconds...Do...do you not have any knowledge of what I am? "
Suddenly I felt bad like I had encountered someone famous and I had no idea who they were. A slap in the face like a popular kid meeting someone who had never heard of them. Ego shattered.
" ok sorry no. I...don't go around reading about...monsters?"
I felt like was I saying the n-word of the demon realm not knowing if that word was offensive.
He folded his arms a little upset.
"Are you not a warrior? "
" well...no I...just watch TV and cook here and there- "
The demon cut me off
" weak. "
" excuse me? "
" look. I am an immortal being and after a while you get bored. So I'm sorry if I may be a little upset after being bonded with some nobody. "
I got quiet and I was a little annoyed that I was being roasted by some demon that I just met.
Its form wavers and eyes begin to open on its skin. Cheeks forhead etc.
"After being a god for so long it's fun to play with limitations. Makes things extremely exciting. "
" what do you mean by that? "
" look. You can only be so entertained by the same things. Life gets boring and now...you are going to help me with this. I get to have pure entertainment while you get every wish you could ever want. A mutual bond no? "
He then closed his eyes annoyed and the other eyes meshed back to his skin.
" though... the TV is not that interesting...life is what gets the blood pumping"
I felt the need to quickly change the topic
"Are there others like you? "
The room began to take shape very slowly as the water floor turned to wood and walls went around us.
" of course. You may meet them one day "
Confused and curious I pressed.
"Meet them? "
" yes. Summoning one of us is considered a threat to them. "
He spoke while opening and closing his newly found hand except backward.
" hm...no that don't look right "
I quickly responded
" Wait! How is doing that a threat! "
"Well, one doesn't just accidentally Summon one of us to suddenly get powers beyond human control. "
I thought back to how I summoned him by accident with some food I made.
" well...funny story but I summoned you using my breakfast..."
I had never regretted speaking so much as in that moment.
" What... "
Acid dripped from his words. Literally. His pupils split in half and his bottom jaw ripped open like an ant and curved giving sharpness to the bone.
"Please don't kill me. "
The room began to look like a cozy cabin with a fireplace and he slowly went back to normal.
" I would if I could. I've never felt so disrespected. We are bonded by your blood. If you die...I die. "
Suddenly I felt at ease by this new information.
Then a thought came to my mind
" ...God's can die? "
" you did hear me, right? "
The SAS from this guy was unneeded and I was starting to miss him being on his knees as weird as that sounds.
" so...all that power gone.... in an instant... "
" well...no actually God's powers don't just disappear they transfer to whoever killed them...wait...hold up."
He suddenly had an epiphany.
A smile grew on his face and he grabbed my shoulders
" you! You are going to help me kill the other gods! "
He sounded proud but I let him down.
" ha! No. "
" oh come on! Don't be like that. "
He did a pout.
"Look, man. I'm not killing gods for you. Just because you are bored. "
" hey...they might send people to kill you because you bonded with me. "
"What did I ever do to them? "
"They have a system to this stuff. They like to build and watch things play out. You're a problem. That can mess it up. So...they kill ya...to be honest, I don't know any other way to explain it, man. You know people normally just use my power to kill people and become a king and know this already. "
"This is outrageous. "
" bro. Look if you do this I will be able to get their powers and you will be able to do so much more than what I offer "
I tilted my head
" what can you do? Know what never mind. I will just talk to them and figure things out. "
He groaned and his form melted down sagging and it shot back up reforming
"Is there not anything that you want? Anything in the world? Gods don't put themselves in physical forms. They give people power and can make beings to hunt you. And if they care enough to come down themself. Ha, good luck."
I stopped and thought about it trying to weigh the options of pissing off higher beings.
Suddenly. I found something.
"Can you bring back the dead..."
He stopped confused.
" well...no "
" then I don't want anything "
" wait! "
He threw his arms out pleading
"I don't...but another God does..."
He crosses his arms smiling. He had left the question hanging letting me reconsider his offer.
I stopped and thought for a while before looking back up to him.
I let out a sigh and looked him in the eyes
" ok...you are going to help me get my father back. "
The demon smirked.
2024.05.13 20:04 Chappenboop Display issue
Wonder if anyone has any experience with my issue.
Was watching a film on LG 55NANO796NE when suddenly the screen went black but I could hear the audio perfectly. Switched it off and back on and there's a definite glow from the backlights but no actual display. I've tried the TV reset and full power cycle but still happens.
Read something about a T-Con board failure but just wondering if it could be something simpler?
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Was watching a film on LG 55NANO796NE when suddenly the screen went black but I could hear the audio perfectly. Switched it off and back on and there's a definite glow from the backlights but no actual display. I've tried the TV reset and full power cycle but still happens.
Read something about a T-Con board failure but just wondering if it could be something simpler?
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2024.05.11 01:31 Itchy-Assumption3803 SteamOS 3.6.0 Preview: New Features and Enhancements in Preview
#steamos #steamdeck #steamdock #valve #updates #hdmicec #biosupgrade #archlinux
Valve proudly presents SteamOS 3.6.0 Preview, a sneak peek of the upcoming update designed to enhance the gaming experience on Steam Deck. This update introduces a series of targeted improvements focused on optimizing performance, reliability, and customization of the gaming platform. With attention to detail and a constant commitment to excellence, Valve has worked to bring a range of new features, aimed at meeting the needs of gaming enthusiasts.
Among the highlights of SteamOS 3.6.0 Preview are enhancements in connectivity and reliability, with simplified pairing with Apple AirPods and improved stability in Wi-Fi connections with access points supporting WPA3 security. Additionally, there have been visual and performance improvements, with optimization of screen uniformity and color balance, and an update to the graphics driver to Mesa 24.1 for significant performance enhancements and error correction.
To meet the customization needs of users, SteamOS 3.6.0 Preview also includes new features such as HDMI CEC support for greater TV control and overclocking controls for customizing device performance. Furthermore, file configuration management has been improved to offer greater flexibility and ease of customization of the system.
Overall, SteamOS 3.6.0 Preview brings a range of enhancements aimed at optimizing the gaming experience on Steam Deck, offering users a more stable, performant, and customizable gaming environment.
Links: - View in the website - View Steam Deck - View Steam Deck Dock
https://decknewsunofficial.online/images//1/2f9455e404f5f6f29f4d3668e01f980604a58342\_steam-os-3.6.0-preview.webp
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Valve proudly presents SteamOS 3.6.0 Preview, a sneak peek of the upcoming update designed to enhance the gaming experience on Steam Deck. This update introduces a series of targeted improvements focused on optimizing performance, reliability, and customization of the gaming platform. With attention to detail and a constant commitment to excellence, Valve has worked to bring a range of new features, aimed at meeting the needs of gaming enthusiasts.
Among the highlights of SteamOS 3.6.0 Preview are enhancements in connectivity and reliability, with simplified pairing with Apple AirPods and improved stability in Wi-Fi connections with access points supporting WPA3 security. Additionally, there have been visual and performance improvements, with optimization of screen uniformity and color balance, and an update to the graphics driver to Mesa 24.1 for significant performance enhancements and error correction.
To meet the customization needs of users, SteamOS 3.6.0 Preview also includes new features such as HDMI CEC support for greater TV control and overclocking controls for customizing device performance. Furthermore, file configuration management has been improved to offer greater flexibility and ease of customization of the system.
Overall, SteamOS 3.6.0 Preview brings a range of enhancements aimed at optimizing the gaming experience on Steam Deck, offering users a more stable, performant, and customizable gaming environment.
General
- Updated to a more recent Arch Linux base
- Improved pairing experience with Apple AirPods
- Improved session recovery speed after GPU crashes
- Fixed some connectivity failures with access points supporting WPA3 security
- Updated Linux kernel to version 6.5
- Improved speed of subsequent OS updates
- Improved reliability of certain microSD card usage scenarios
- Fixed game session cursor offset alignment
- Worked around misdetection of some SanDisk microSD cards
- Fixed an issue where a thin grey line could appear at the bottom of the screen during boot in some situations
- Fixed an issue causing temporary files to accrue when using Flatpak
- Enabled support for Bluetooth A2DP and BAP profiles
- Improved connection speed of some Bluetooth devices
- Improved performance and stability in memory pressure situations
- Fixed an issue where the Performance Overlay would spuriously enable itself under certain conditions
- Added mechanism to configure which Bluetooth device categories are allowed to wake the system from suspend
- By default, controllers are the only devices that can wake the system from sleep
- Finer-grained UI configuration options will be available as part of a future update
Display
- Improved display uniformity, under some conditions (Mura Compensation)
- Improved display color balance (reduced green tint) at lower brightness levels, under some conditions
- Improved gamma uniformity (yellow tint), under some conditions
Graphics and Performance
- Updated graphics driver to Mesa 24.1, with significant performance improvements and bug fixes for a smoother and more responsive gaming experience.
- Increased responsiveness of the Steam UI, for smoother and more intuitive navigation within the platform.
Desktop Mode
- Updated to KDE Plasma 5.27.10
- Enabled thumbnail previews for videos in the file browser
- Fixed an issue with desktop use that could cause subsequent microSD card auto-mount to fail
Deck Dock
- Added support for some HDMI CEC features:
- TV remote input
- TV wake up
- TV input switching
- Updated Dock firmware, with compatibility fixes for high-refresh-rate VRR displays
BIOS
- Added overclocking controls on Steam Deck LCD
- Fixed not being able to set the SDCard as default boot device
- Adjusted power LED slow charging threshold
- Fixed spurious power LED blinking in S5
Development and Modding
- IModified files in /etc are now migrated to new OS versions based on a whitelist
- Fixes numerous issues with incidentally touched /etc files becoming 'sticky' and persisting unexpectedly
- Additional whitelist entries can be added via config fragments
- See /etc/atomic-update.conf.d/example-additional-keep-list.conf
- Added /etc/previous/ containing modifications from the previous update to prevent unexpected data loss
- Up to five previous snaphots of /etc modifications will additionally be retained in /valib/steamos-atomupd/etc_backup/
- Added support for {ssh,sshd}_config fragments
Known Issues
- Frequent session switches can result in the sound driver crashing, needing a system reboot
Reference:
https://decknewsunofficial.online/images//1/2f9455e404f5f6f29f4d3668e01f980604a58342\_steam-os-3.6.0-preview.webp
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2024.05.07 02:29 Ok_Coconut_2560 Noodles
My family has always been of great minds. I hated it. Growing up and having to study day and night to try and live up to them was extremely exhausting when I couldn't care how things worked as long as I was happy. I gave up but somehow everything kept turning out to be true.
Over my lifetime I have become the Gorden Ramsey of the science world. Known for my temper and also for huge things like curing world hunger using play-doe and cancer with baby powder I got in a back street ally while drunk.
To get my family off my back I started making random ideas so they could see me as a failure and leave me alone but...they keep working. And soon people started to praise me. Fame has left me with nothing but more and more attention. So today I plan to make sure that everyone can just think I'm insane and leave me alone and not some king.
I chuckled like a kid who was opening a Christmas present as I heard the crowd of people chatting and talking loudly as I hid behind my stage in a grey tight suit that my sister had picked out. I sighed and was ready to walk out and make a fool out of myself but my brother stopped me.
" Jack... I just want you to know how proud I am of you. Dad would have loved to see you right now. "
I thought it was ironic because last night while chilling on the couch watching TV and eating chips I made this theory up. He dusted off my shoulders held them tight and looked me in the eyes taking in the moment.
" go give them hell man. "
He had a goofy smile just like Dad but spoke with confidence.
" you got it, man. "
I heard my name being called onto the stage and the uproar startled me for a second but I collected myself and headed out after giving him a nod just to entertain him.
The lights were blinding as I grabbed the mic and looked at the table in front of me with a small box with the ingredients I needed and a chalkboard behind me.
After I stood still for a minute the crowd died down. I had not told anyone what I was presenting so the whole world was watching without a clue of what I was doing this time.
"Hello everyone. Today I believe I have my most important presentation yet..."
The crowd grew silent and hung on every word. And I heard my voice around the room through the speakers.
" Today I have with me a box...and inside is spaghetti I had for breakfast. "
The crowd laughed thinking it was a joke
" shut up "
The crowd grew silent once more
"Behind me is a chalkboard and I will now present my new findings to all of you...I have found out how to make portals to other worlds. "
A man in the far back of the audience yelled bullshit in a heavy Indian accent but he was so far it was a faint sound for me. I smiled at that thinking I had finally found something that would make me lose my title and I could go ahead and live a life without people making me feel like an evil man for not helping others.
I opened the box got a handful of the noodles and threw them at the chalkboard. I then grabbed a paper towel on standby to clean myself.
The noodles hit the board and slowly moved and rested on a spot on the board. I made eye contact with my brother backstage and he had a look on his face showing he believed in me.
I spun the board dropping the noodles to the ground I then grabbed the chalk and drew around the sauce and noodles that stuck to the board then drew my attention to the others that had fallen on the floor and drew an outline of that.
After it finished I threw the chalk in the crowd violently hitting an old lady in the face.
" Quickly I want a show of hands who thinks I'm a crazy guy "
Everyone raised their hands and I laughed to myself
I then went behind the board and laid it horizontally. I grabbed a small knife in my pocket and poked my finger with it. The crimson blood fell and hit the chalk and then as more and more blood hit the chalk it started glowing.
" you have got to be joking. "
I said out loud as it started to spark an orange glow and it slowly grew color to the rest of the chalk in orange sparks.
Once the symbol was fully sparking with orange the sauce began to swell and move around in a counterclockwise manner. I stepped away from it in shock as small parts of the blood in my finger began to float to the parts where it fell on the floor I drew my outlines on and started sparking those as well.
It started to smoke and hiss as if lightning could whisper and the orange began to take shape and the sauce made a doorway. The parts that were not on the board began to grow ice around them and started to make designs on the floor circling me and the board. Suddenly it grew in size and a large booming voice was heard through the portal as I felt panic of people start to set in.
A huge claw came out and scrapped the sides of my table trying to crawl out from the world it had been trapped in. Cold winds hit me as they cut my skin and threw around my clothes. As I saw the table was now melting from its touch.
A slimy green claw with mucus like a face-hugger egg from the movie Alien carved through the floor and pulled the rest of its body out slowly. A beast stood at 12 feet tall adjusting to our world as goop grew and shaped its body as people screamed, ran, and stood frozen in fear.
As it looked around it locked its spider-like eyes and swerled around coming out from the portal and twisting and turning around the body as it made its way to its head finding a place to rest. It then locked its eyes with me and its jaw twisted slowly from an ant-like maw to mine and slowly shrunk and it soon took the shape of me and knelt on the floor and spoke to me.
" master. "
I stood in shock as everyone seemed to calm down and watched to see what I would do.
"...umm "My family has always been of great minds. I hated it. Growing up and having to study day and night to try and live up to them was extremely exhausting when I couldn't care how things worked as long as I was happy. I gave up but somehow everything kept turning out to be true.
Over my lifetime I have become the Gorden Ramsey of the science world. Known for my temper and also for huge things like curing world hunger using play-doe and cancer with baby powder I got in a back street ally while drunk.
To get my family off my back I started making random ideas so they could see me as a failure and leave me alone but...they keep working. And soon people started to praise me. Fame has left me with nothing but more and more attention. So today I plan to make sure that everyone can just think I'm insane and leave me alone and not some king.
I chuckled like a kid who was opening a Christmas present as I heard the crowd of people chatting and talking loudly as I hid behind my stage in a grey tight suit that my sister had picked out. I sighed and was ready to walk out and make a fool out of myself but my brother stopped me.
" Jack... I just want you to know how proud I am of you. Dad would have loved to see you right now. "
I thought it was ironic because last night while chilling on the couch watching TV and eating chips I made this theory up. He dusted off my shoulders held them tight and looked me in the eyes taking in the moment.
" go give them hell man. "
He had a goofy smile just like Dad but spoke with confidence.
" you got it, man. "
I heard my name being called onto the stage and the uproar startled me for a second but I collected myself and headed out after giving him a nod just to entertain him.
The lights were blinding as I grabbed the mic and looked at the table in front of me with a small box with the ingredients I needed and a chalkboard behind me.
After I stood still for a minute the crowd died down. I had not told anyone what I was presenting so the whole world was watching without a clue of what I was doing this time.
"Hello everyone. Today I believe I have my most important presentation yet..."
The crowd grew silent and hung on every word. And I heard my voice around the room through the speakers.
" Today I have with me a box...and inside is spaghetti I had breakfast. "
The crowd laughed thinking it was a joke
" shut up "
The crowd grew silent once more
"Behind me is a chalkboard and I will now present my new findings to all of you...I have found out how to make portals to other worlds. "
A man in the far back of the audience yelled bullshit in a heavy Indian accent but he was so far it was a faint sound for me. I smiled at that thinking I had finally found something that would make me lose my title and I could go ahead and live a life without people making me feel like an evil man for not helping others.
I opened the box got a handful of the noodles and threw them at the chalkboard. I then grabbed a paper towel on standby to clean myself.
The noodles hit the board and slowly moved and rested on a spot on the board. I made eye contact with my brother backstage and he had a look on his face showing he believed in me.
I spun the board dropping the noodles to the ground I then grabbed the chalk and drew around the sauce and noodles that stuck to the board then drew my attention to the others that had fallen on the floor and drew an outline of that.
After it finished I threw the chalk in the crowd violently hitting an old lady in the face.
" Quickly I want a show of hands who thinks I'm a crazy guy "
Everyone raised their hands and I laughed to myself
I then went behind the board and laid it horizontally. I grabbed a small knife in my pocket and poked my finger with it. The crimson blood fell and hit the chalk and then as more and more blood hit the chalk it started glowing.
" you have got to be joking. "
I said out loud as it started to spark an orange glow and it slowly grew color to the rest of the chalk in orange sparks.
Once the symbol was fully sparking with orange the sauce began to swell and move around in a counterclockwise manner. I stepped away from it in shock as small parts of the blood in my finger began to float to the parts where it fell on the floor I drew my outlines on and started sparking those as well.
It started to smoke and hiss as if lightning could whisper and the orange began to take shape and the sauce made a doorway. The parts that were not on the board began to grow ice around them and started to make designs on the floor circling me and the board. Suddenly it grew in size and a large booming voice was heard through the portal as I felt panic of people start to set in.
A huge claw came out and scrapped the sides of my table trying to crawl out from the world it had been trapped in. Cold winds hit me as they cut my skin and threw around my clothes. As I saw the table was now melting from its touch.
A slimy green claw with mucus like a face-hugger egg from the movie Alien carved through the floor and pulled the rest of its body out slowly. A beast stood at 12 feet tall adjusting to our world as goop grew and shaped its body as people screamed, ran, and stood frozen in fear.
As it looked around it locked its spider-like eyes and swerled around coming out from the portal and twisting and turning around the body as it made its way to its head finding a place to rest. It then locked its eyes with me and its jaw twisted slowly from an ant-like maw to mine and slowly shrunk and it soon took the shape of me and knelt on the floor and spoke to me.
" master. "
I stood in shock as everyone seemed to calm down and watched to see what I would do.
Now that this creature knelt before me I realized that the room I was in was so terrible quietly you could hear everyone's ass get tight in anticipation of what would happen next.
" ...what...are you. "
I spoke carefully to the being that had taken the shape of myself. It still took my breath away and my throat was dry.
The beast was a deep green. The color mixed with shades of grey streaming from it. The longer I looked at it I could see it getting closer to what I looked like shaping itself.
From small flowing green tendrils to an arm they grew as they twisted and made bone then muscle and finally skin.
It locked eyes with me and it smiled deeply at me. As it formed the face finally.
" Your vassle. "
My eyes had not moved to the crowd at all but even though the lights hit the stage so hard it was enveloped in smoke.
The creature's eyes glowed as it answered brightly, not figuratively. This thing's eyes were glowing.
"To serve you, We are bound by blood magic. I am a reflection of your desires, Master, " it said, its voice now a whisper in my mind.
It began to stand up as my grey suit began to form on it and by the time it stood fully up it had copied what I looked like.
" let me explain everything. "
My body frozen in fear woke up with adrenaline as I blinked and a flash of green smoke covered my vision as he teleported right to me face to face.
Its body turned to smoke and went into the slits of my eyes. I felt visions follow me in my peripheral vision but surprisingly no pain followed power filled me and it felt like one hell of a drug.
My body and mind altered.
I was now in a very dark place with no walls or light except my reflection on the floor which waved like water.
I took a step back looking around and back to the reflection of me on the ground.
Soon the water rippled and my reflection fell through the floor like gravity was inverted. he flew upright and water fell off of him as he looked at me as he now stood straight ahead of me. He was just reflecting in the water but now eyed me down.
Collecting my nerves.
I begin to speak.
" what do you want..."
He was still in my form and stood perfectly straight. Now with water dripping from his...my hair.
Slight stubble with hair that hung down and my hazel eyes were not present within him but I was greeted with a swelling acidic green that doubled the size of my pupil.
" to serve you. "
He made no other movement than putting his hands behind his back like a soldier at ease.
I could not tell if it was lying or not.
" ...is that it? "
" I am the embodiment of your fear desires and brilliance. You have shaped me. Your desire for solitude birthed me. I will aid you in shaping the world how you see fit. Your reality becomes mine. "
There was a slight echo in the room as he spoke.
" wait...where are we "
I questioned haphazardly
" your mind. "
An awkward silence was in the air until I spoke
" so...am I just standing on the stage not making a sound? "
He gave me a concerned look.
" no...time has frozen outside for you. You may sleep here without having to in the real world so to others you look as if you never rest and you may think and plan what to do in battle here. For them, it will be about two seconds...Do...do you not have any knowledge of what I am? "
Suddenly I felt bad like I had encountered someone famous and I had no idea who they were. A slap in the face like a popular kid meeting someone who had never heard of them. Ego shattered.
" ok sorry no. I...don't go around reading about...monsters?"
I felt like was I saying the n-word of the demon realm not knowing if that word was offensive.
He folded his arms a little upset.
"Are you not a warrior? "
" well...no I...just watch TV and cook here and there- "
The demon cut me off
" weak. "
" excuse me? "
" look. I am an immortal being and after a while you get bored. So I'm sorry if I may be a little upset after being bonded with some nobody. "
I got quiet and I was a little annoyed that I was being roasted by some demon that I just met.
Its form wavers and eyes begin to open on its skin. Cheeks forhead etc.
"After being a god for so long it's fun to play with limitations. Makes things extremely exciting. "
" what do you mean by that? "
" look. You can only be so entertained by the same things. Life gets boring and now...you are going to help me with this. I get to have pure entertainment while you get every wish you could ever want. A mutual bond no? "
He then closed his eyes annoyed and the other eyes meshed back to his skin.
" though... the TV is not that interesting...life is what gets the blood pumping"
I felt the need to quickly change the topic
"Are there others like you? "
The room began to take shape very slowly as the water floor turned to wood and walls went around us.
" of course. You may meet them one day "
Confused and curious I pressed.
"Meet them? "
" yes. Summoning one of us is considered a threat to them. "
He spoke while opening and closing his newly found hand except backward.
" hm...no that don't look right "
I quickly responded
" Wait! How is doing that a threat! "
"Well, one doesn't just accidentally Summon one of us to suddenly get powers beyond human control. "
I thought back to how I summoned him by accident with some food I made.
" well...funny story but I summoned you using my breakfast..."
I had never regretted speaking so much as in that moment.
" What... "
Acid dripped from his words. Literally. His pupils split in half and his bottom jaw ripped open like an ant and curved giving sharpness to the bone.
"Please don't kill me. "
The room began to look like a cozy cabin with a fireplace and he slowly went back to normal.
" I would if I could. I've never felt so disrespected. We are bonded by your blood. If you die...I die. "
Suddenly I felt at ease by this new information.
Then a thought came to my mind
" ...God's can die? "
" you did hear me, right? "
The SAS from this guy was unneeded and I was starting to miss him being on his knees as weird as that sounds.
" so...all that power gone.... in an instant... "
" well...no actually God's powers don't just disappear they transfer to whoever killed them...wait...hold up."
He suddenly had an epiphany.
A smile grew on his face and he grabbed my shoulders
" you! You are going to help me kill the other gods! "
He sounded proud but I let him down.
" ha! No. "
" oh come on! Don't be like that. "
He did a pout.
"Look, man. I'm not killing gods for you. Just because you are bored. "
" hey...they might send people to kill you because you bonded with me. "
"What did I ever do to them? "
"They have a system to this stuff. They like to build and watch things play out. You're a problem. That can mess it up. So...they kill ya...to be honest, I don't know any other way to explain it, man. You know people normally just use my power to kill people and become a king and know this already. "
"This is outrageous. "
" bro. Look if you do this I will be able to get their powers and you will be able to do so much more than what I offer "
I tilted my head
" what can you do? Know what never mind. I will just talk to them and figure things out. "
He groaned and his form melted down sagging and it shot back up reforming
"Is there not anything that you want? Anything in the world? Gods don't put themselves in physical forms. They give people power and can make beings to hunt you. And if they care enough to come down themself. Ha, good luck."
I stopped and thought about it trying to weigh the options of pissing off higher beings.
Suddenly. I found something.
"Can you bring back the dead..."
He stopped confused.
" well...no "
" then I don't want anything "
" wait! "
He threw his arms out pleading
"I don't...but another God does..."
He crosses his arms smiling. He had left the question hanging letting me reconsider his offer.
I stopped and thought for a while before looking back up to him.
I let out a sigh and looked him in the eyes
" ok...you are going to help me get my father back. "
The demon smirked.
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Over my lifetime I have become the Gorden Ramsey of the science world. Known for my temper and also for huge things like curing world hunger using play-doe and cancer with baby powder I got in a back street ally while drunk.
To get my family off my back I started making random ideas so they could see me as a failure and leave me alone but...they keep working. And soon people started to praise me. Fame has left me with nothing but more and more attention. So today I plan to make sure that everyone can just think I'm insane and leave me alone and not some king.
I chuckled like a kid who was opening a Christmas present as I heard the crowd of people chatting and talking loudly as I hid behind my stage in a grey tight suit that my sister had picked out. I sighed and was ready to walk out and make a fool out of myself but my brother stopped me.
" Jack... I just want you to know how proud I am of you. Dad would have loved to see you right now. "
I thought it was ironic because last night while chilling on the couch watching TV and eating chips I made this theory up. He dusted off my shoulders held them tight and looked me in the eyes taking in the moment.
" go give them hell man. "
He had a goofy smile just like Dad but spoke with confidence.
" you got it, man. "
I heard my name being called onto the stage and the uproar startled me for a second but I collected myself and headed out after giving him a nod just to entertain him.
The lights were blinding as I grabbed the mic and looked at the table in front of me with a small box with the ingredients I needed and a chalkboard behind me.
After I stood still for a minute the crowd died down. I had not told anyone what I was presenting so the whole world was watching without a clue of what I was doing this time.
"Hello everyone. Today I believe I have my most important presentation yet..."
The crowd grew silent and hung on every word. And I heard my voice around the room through the speakers.
" Today I have with me a box...and inside is spaghetti I had for breakfast. "
The crowd laughed thinking it was a joke
" shut up "
The crowd grew silent once more
"Behind me is a chalkboard and I will now present my new findings to all of you...I have found out how to make portals to other worlds. "
A man in the far back of the audience yelled bullshit in a heavy Indian accent but he was so far it was a faint sound for me. I smiled at that thinking I had finally found something that would make me lose my title and I could go ahead and live a life without people making me feel like an evil man for not helping others.
I opened the box got a handful of the noodles and threw them at the chalkboard. I then grabbed a paper towel on standby to clean myself.
The noodles hit the board and slowly moved and rested on a spot on the board. I made eye contact with my brother backstage and he had a look on his face showing he believed in me.
I spun the board dropping the noodles to the ground I then grabbed the chalk and drew around the sauce and noodles that stuck to the board then drew my attention to the others that had fallen on the floor and drew an outline of that.
After it finished I threw the chalk in the crowd violently hitting an old lady in the face.
" Quickly I want a show of hands who thinks I'm a crazy guy "
Everyone raised their hands and I laughed to myself
I then went behind the board and laid it horizontally. I grabbed a small knife in my pocket and poked my finger with it. The crimson blood fell and hit the chalk and then as more and more blood hit the chalk it started glowing.
" you have got to be joking. "
I said out loud as it started to spark an orange glow and it slowly grew color to the rest of the chalk in orange sparks.
Once the symbol was fully sparking with orange the sauce began to swell and move around in a counterclockwise manner. I stepped away from it in shock as small parts of the blood in my finger began to float to the parts where it fell on the floor I drew my outlines on and started sparking those as well.
It started to smoke and hiss as if lightning could whisper and the orange began to take shape and the sauce made a doorway. The parts that were not on the board began to grow ice around them and started to make designs on the floor circling me and the board. Suddenly it grew in size and a large booming voice was heard through the portal as I felt panic of people start to set in.
A huge claw came out and scrapped the sides of my table trying to crawl out from the world it had been trapped in. Cold winds hit me as they cut my skin and threw around my clothes. As I saw the table was now melting from its touch.
A slimy green claw with mucus like a face-hugger egg from the movie Alien carved through the floor and pulled the rest of its body out slowly. A beast stood at 12 feet tall adjusting to our world as goop grew and shaped its body as people screamed, ran, and stood frozen in fear.
As it looked around it locked its spider-like eyes and swerled around coming out from the portal and twisting and turning around the body as it made its way to its head finding a place to rest. It then locked its eyes with me and its jaw twisted slowly from an ant-like maw to mine and slowly shrunk and it soon took the shape of me and knelt on the floor and spoke to me.
" master. "
I stood in shock as everyone seemed to calm down and watched to see what I would do.
"...umm "My family has always been of great minds. I hated it. Growing up and having to study day and night to try and live up to them was extremely exhausting when I couldn't care how things worked as long as I was happy. I gave up but somehow everything kept turning out to be true.
Over my lifetime I have become the Gorden Ramsey of the science world. Known for my temper and also for huge things like curing world hunger using play-doe and cancer with baby powder I got in a back street ally while drunk.
To get my family off my back I started making random ideas so they could see me as a failure and leave me alone but...they keep working. And soon people started to praise me. Fame has left me with nothing but more and more attention. So today I plan to make sure that everyone can just think I'm insane and leave me alone and not some king.
I chuckled like a kid who was opening a Christmas present as I heard the crowd of people chatting and talking loudly as I hid behind my stage in a grey tight suit that my sister had picked out. I sighed and was ready to walk out and make a fool out of myself but my brother stopped me.
" Jack... I just want you to know how proud I am of you. Dad would have loved to see you right now. "
I thought it was ironic because last night while chilling on the couch watching TV and eating chips I made this theory up. He dusted off my shoulders held them tight and looked me in the eyes taking in the moment.
" go give them hell man. "
He had a goofy smile just like Dad but spoke with confidence.
" you got it, man. "
I heard my name being called onto the stage and the uproar startled me for a second but I collected myself and headed out after giving him a nod just to entertain him.
The lights were blinding as I grabbed the mic and looked at the table in front of me with a small box with the ingredients I needed and a chalkboard behind me.
After I stood still for a minute the crowd died down. I had not told anyone what I was presenting so the whole world was watching without a clue of what I was doing this time.
"Hello everyone. Today I believe I have my most important presentation yet..."
The crowd grew silent and hung on every word. And I heard my voice around the room through the speakers.
" Today I have with me a box...and inside is spaghetti I had breakfast. "
The crowd laughed thinking it was a joke
" shut up "
The crowd grew silent once more
"Behind me is a chalkboard and I will now present my new findings to all of you...I have found out how to make portals to other worlds. "
A man in the far back of the audience yelled bullshit in a heavy Indian accent but he was so far it was a faint sound for me. I smiled at that thinking I had finally found something that would make me lose my title and I could go ahead and live a life without people making me feel like an evil man for not helping others.
I opened the box got a handful of the noodles and threw them at the chalkboard. I then grabbed a paper towel on standby to clean myself.
The noodles hit the board and slowly moved and rested on a spot on the board. I made eye contact with my brother backstage and he had a look on his face showing he believed in me.
I spun the board dropping the noodles to the ground I then grabbed the chalk and drew around the sauce and noodles that stuck to the board then drew my attention to the others that had fallen on the floor and drew an outline of that.
After it finished I threw the chalk in the crowd violently hitting an old lady in the face.
" Quickly I want a show of hands who thinks I'm a crazy guy "
Everyone raised their hands and I laughed to myself
I then went behind the board and laid it horizontally. I grabbed a small knife in my pocket and poked my finger with it. The crimson blood fell and hit the chalk and then as more and more blood hit the chalk it started glowing.
" you have got to be joking. "
I said out loud as it started to spark an orange glow and it slowly grew color to the rest of the chalk in orange sparks.
Once the symbol was fully sparking with orange the sauce began to swell and move around in a counterclockwise manner. I stepped away from it in shock as small parts of the blood in my finger began to float to the parts where it fell on the floor I drew my outlines on and started sparking those as well.
It started to smoke and hiss as if lightning could whisper and the orange began to take shape and the sauce made a doorway. The parts that were not on the board began to grow ice around them and started to make designs on the floor circling me and the board. Suddenly it grew in size and a large booming voice was heard through the portal as I felt panic of people start to set in.
A huge claw came out and scrapped the sides of my table trying to crawl out from the world it had been trapped in. Cold winds hit me as they cut my skin and threw around my clothes. As I saw the table was now melting from its touch.
A slimy green claw with mucus like a face-hugger egg from the movie Alien carved through the floor and pulled the rest of its body out slowly. A beast stood at 12 feet tall adjusting to our world as goop grew and shaped its body as people screamed, ran, and stood frozen in fear.
As it looked around it locked its spider-like eyes and swerled around coming out from the portal and twisting and turning around the body as it made its way to its head finding a place to rest. It then locked its eyes with me and its jaw twisted slowly from an ant-like maw to mine and slowly shrunk and it soon took the shape of me and knelt on the floor and spoke to me.
" master. "
I stood in shock as everyone seemed to calm down and watched to see what I would do.
"...umm "
Part two of the noodle demon.Now that this creature knelt before me I realized that the room I was in was so terrible quietly you could hear everyone's ass get tight in anticipation of what would happen next.
" ...what...are you. "
I spoke carefully to the being that had taken the shape of myself. It still took my breath away and my throat was dry.
The beast was a deep green. The color mixed with shades of grey streaming from it. The longer I looked at it I could see it getting closer to what I looked like shaping itself.
From small flowing green tendrils to an arm they grew as they twisted and made bone then muscle and finally skin.
It locked eyes with me and it smiled deeply at me. As it formed the face finally.
" Your vassle. "
My eyes had not moved to the crowd at all but even though the lights hit the stage so hard it was enveloped in smoke.
The creature's eyes glowed as it answered brightly, not figuratively. This thing's eyes were glowing.
"To serve you, We are bound by blood magic. I am a reflection of your desires, Master, " it said, its voice now a whisper in my mind.
It began to stand up as my grey suit began to form on it and by the time it stood fully up it had copied what I looked like.
" let me explain everything. "
My body frozen in fear woke up with adrenaline as I blinked and a flash of green smoke covered my vision as he teleported right to me face to face.
Its body turned to smoke and went into the slits of my eyes. I felt visions follow me in my peripheral vision but surprisingly no pain followed power filled me and it felt like one hell of a drug.
My body and mind altered.
I was now in a very dark place with no walls or light except my reflection on the floor which waved like water.
I took a step back looking around and back to the reflection of me on the ground.
Soon the water rippled and my reflection fell through the floor like gravity was inverted. he flew upright and water fell off of him as he looked at me as he now stood straight ahead of me. He was just reflecting in the water but now eyed me down.
Collecting my nerves.
I begin to speak.
" what do you want..."
He was still in my form and stood perfectly straight. Now with water dripping from his...my hair.
Slight stubble with hair that hung down and my hazel eyes were not present within him but I was greeted with a swelling acidic green that doubled the size of my pupil.
" to serve you. "
He made no other movement than putting his hands behind his back like a soldier at ease.
I could not tell if it was lying or not.
" ...is that it? "
" I am the embodiment of your fear desires and brilliance. You have shaped me. Your desire for solitude birthed me. I will aid you in shaping the world how you see fit. Your reality becomes mine. "
There was a slight echo in the room as he spoke.
" wait...where are we "
I questioned haphazardly
" your mind. "
An awkward silence was in the air until I spoke
" so...am I just standing on the stage not making a sound? "
He gave me a concerned look.
" no...time has frozen outside for you. You may sleep here without having to in the real world so to others you look as if you never rest and you may think and plan what to do in battle here. For them, it will be about two seconds...Do...do you not have any knowledge of what I am? "
Suddenly I felt bad like I had encountered someone famous and I had no idea who they were. A slap in the face like a popular kid meeting someone who had never heard of them. Ego shattered.
" ok sorry no. I...don't go around reading about...monsters?"
I felt like was I saying the n-word of the demon realm not knowing if that word was offensive.
He folded his arms a little upset.
"Are you not a warrior? "
" well...no I...just watch TV and cook here and there- "
The demon cut me off
" weak. "
" excuse me? "
" look. I am an immortal being and after a while you get bored. So I'm sorry if I may be a little upset after being bonded with some nobody. "
I got quiet and I was a little annoyed that I was being roasted by some demon that I just met.
Its form wavers and eyes begin to open on its skin. Cheeks forhead etc.
"After being a god for so long it's fun to play with limitations. Makes things extremely exciting. "
" what do you mean by that? "
" look. You can only be so entertained by the same things. Life gets boring and now...you are going to help me with this. I get to have pure entertainment while you get every wish you could ever want. A mutual bond no? "
He then closed his eyes annoyed and the other eyes meshed back to his skin.
" though... the TV is not that interesting...life is what gets the blood pumping"
I felt the need to quickly change the topic
"Are there others like you? "
The room began to take shape very slowly as the water floor turned to wood and walls went around us.
" of course. You may meet them one day "
Confused and curious I pressed.
"Meet them? "
" yes. Summoning one of us is considered a threat to them. "
He spoke while opening and closing his newly found hand except backward.
" hm...no that don't look right "
I quickly responded
" Wait! How is doing that a threat! "
"Well, one doesn't just accidentally Summon one of us to suddenly get powers beyond human control. "
I thought back to how I summoned him by accident with some food I made.
" well...funny story but I summoned you using my breakfast..."
I had never regretted speaking so much as in that moment.
" What... "
Acid dripped from his words. Literally. His pupils split in half and his bottom jaw ripped open like an ant and curved giving sharpness to the bone.
"Please don't kill me. "
The room began to look like a cozy cabin with a fireplace and he slowly went back to normal.
" I would if I could. I've never felt so disrespected. We are bonded by your blood. If you die...I die. "
Suddenly I felt at ease by this new information.
Then a thought came to my mind
" ...God's can die? "
" you did hear me, right? "
The SAS from this guy was unneeded and I was starting to miss him being on his knees as weird as that sounds.
" so...all that power gone.... in an instant... "
" well...no actually God's powers don't just disappear they transfer to whoever killed them...wait...hold up."
He suddenly had an epiphany.
A smile grew on his face and he grabbed my shoulders
" you! You are going to help me kill the other gods! "
He sounded proud but I let him down.
" ha! No. "
" oh come on! Don't be like that. "
He did a pout.
"Look, man. I'm not killing gods for you. Just because you are bored. "
" hey...they might send people to kill you because you bonded with me. "
"What did I ever do to them? "
"They have a system to this stuff. They like to build and watch things play out. You're a problem. That can mess it up. So...they kill ya...to be honest, I don't know any other way to explain it, man. You know people normally just use my power to kill people and become a king and know this already. "
"This is outrageous. "
" bro. Look if you do this I will be able to get their powers and you will be able to do so much more than what I offer "
I tilted my head
" what can you do? Know what never mind. I will just talk to them and figure things out. "
He groaned and his form melted down sagging and it shot back up reforming
"Is there not anything that you want? Anything in the world? Gods don't put themselves in physical forms. They give people power and can make beings to hunt you. And if they care enough to come down themself. Ha, good luck."
I stopped and thought about it trying to weigh the options of pissing off higher beings.
Suddenly. I found something.
"Can you bring back the dead..."
He stopped confused.
" well...no "
" then I don't want anything "
" wait! "
He threw his arms out pleading
"I don't...but another God does..."
He crosses his arms smiling. He had left the question hanging letting me reconsider his offer.
I stopped and thought for a while before looking back up to him.
I let out a sigh and looked him in the eyes
" ok...you are going to help me get my father back. "
The demon smirked.
2024.05.07 00:04 iceweasel_14 Looking for suggestions trying to fix a ViewSonic VP230mb LCD monitor black image
I've got a old (and special) 23" 4:3 ViewSonic VP230mb monitor which is greater than 20 years old. The problem is when turned on the screen lights up and displays their birds logo in the upper corner but it's not super bright and that image displays only for a couple seconds before the image goes black. This seems to sync with a faint black light glow from the back side when opened every time the screen is powered on/wakes from power saving mode.
I've done a lot of troubleshooting (thanks to the service manual's resources) and have reached the end of my skills, there's a lot I can say works including: main video board has stable voltages (3.3, 5 and 12V), and I recapped canned radial electrolytic capacitors on the supply and main board, but I only replaced a few of the SMD electrolytic caps. The main board is able to sleep/wake on the connected devices sleep wake status. The Serial EEPROM (24lLS16B) is working over the i2c bus and the contents aren't erased values of 0xFF which looks ok. The video processor generates what looks to be promising hsync and vsync with expected timing.
The LCD panel is a Fujitsu FLC59UXC8V-03 (datasheets for the 02 are available in English and Chinese) but the 03 is slightly different. The backlight inverter is a HUI-520A / HPC-1411A and I'm not sure of its output voltages so I'm reluctant to blindly probe outputs with my 1000VAC meter. I verified the voltages going to the inverter board at 12VDC and the BRI-CON (brightness control?) lines are all flat at 0V except for a momentary pulse to about 4V @ 250ms from there out these lines are at ground. There's a Vee line along with Vdd and ground but I'm not sure exactly what Vee is/should be it's currently 0V so maybe a second ground? (typing this I realized I didn't trace that back through the schematic (schematic and BOM are included in the VP230mb service manual). Service manual troubleshooting for no display includes checking signals like h/v sync whcih looked close to expected. For the black screen the troubleshooting basically ends at check the inverter, but that was all. I couldn't find any details on the inverter and that board looks good but without service manual or schematic I just know 12VDC should be stepped up to something higher AC.
I don't know a lot about LCD monitors and have clearly reached the end of my uninformed troubleshooting. I can't really see an easy way to access the backlight without fully disassembling the panel and that's nothing I've done before. Are there any other things to check to determine if it's the inverter or the bulbs? The bulbs were rated for 50,000 hours so even over 20 years that seems like they may be fine. Apparently I've discovered I'm an optimist! =)
Does anyone have suggestions or a better place to ask for help? I really would like to verify the inverter and the backlight bulbs are working, I expect the backlight bulbs may not be available anymore so this may be a lost cause but I hope someone has some answers. I can share scope captures of the signals if anyone is interested I can say I haven't found anything obviously wrong yet except for 3 bad caps which have been replaced and are are now good.
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I've done a lot of troubleshooting (thanks to the service manual's resources) and have reached the end of my skills, there's a lot I can say works including: main video board has stable voltages (3.3, 5 and 12V), and I recapped canned radial electrolytic capacitors on the supply and main board, but I only replaced a few of the SMD electrolytic caps. The main board is able to sleep/wake on the connected devices sleep wake status. The Serial EEPROM (24lLS16B) is working over the i2c bus and the contents aren't erased values of 0xFF which looks ok. The video processor generates what looks to be promising hsync and vsync with expected timing.
The LCD panel is a Fujitsu FLC59UXC8V-03 (datasheets for the 02 are available in English and Chinese) but the 03 is slightly different. The backlight inverter is a HUI-520A / HPC-1411A and I'm not sure of its output voltages so I'm reluctant to blindly probe outputs with my 1000VAC meter. I verified the voltages going to the inverter board at 12VDC and the BRI-CON (brightness control?) lines are all flat at 0V except for a momentary pulse to about 4V @ 250ms from there out these lines are at ground. There's a Vee line along with Vdd and ground but I'm not sure exactly what Vee is/should be it's currently 0V so maybe a second ground? (typing this I realized I didn't trace that back through the schematic (schematic and BOM are included in the VP230mb service manual). Service manual troubleshooting for no display includes checking signals like h/v sync whcih looked close to expected. For the black screen the troubleshooting basically ends at check the inverter, but that was all. I couldn't find any details on the inverter and that board looks good but without service manual or schematic I just know 12VDC should be stepped up to something higher AC.
I don't know a lot about LCD monitors and have clearly reached the end of my uninformed troubleshooting. I can't really see an easy way to access the backlight without fully disassembling the panel and that's nothing I've done before. Are there any other things to check to determine if it's the inverter or the bulbs? The bulbs were rated for 50,000 hours so even over 20 years that seems like they may be fine. Apparently I've discovered I'm an optimist! =)
Does anyone have suggestions or a better place to ask for help? I really would like to verify the inverter and the backlight bulbs are working, I expect the backlight bulbs may not be available anymore so this may be a lost cause but I hope someone has some answers. I can share scope captures of the signals if anyone is interested I can say I haven't found anything obviously wrong yet except for 3 bad caps which have been replaced and are are now good.
2024.05.05 16:55 Raibutter Problem with SMS and Oximeter Code. Need Advice.
#includeI am making a device that is supposed to send SMS messages when it fulfills the condition. But the problem is that if i add more conditions it wont send SMS messages even if it does meet the conditions.#include #include #include "MAX30100_PulseOximeter.h" #define REPORTING_PERIOD_MS 3000 SoftwareSerial SIM900(7, 8); LiquidCrystal_I2C lcd (0x27, 16, 2); PulseOximeter pox; uint32_t tsLastReport = 0; // Callback (registered below) fired when a pulse is detected void onBeatDetected() { Serial.println("Beat!"); } void setup() { SIM900.begin(9600); Serial.begin(9600); lcd.init(); lcd.setContrast(50); lcd.backlight(); Serial.print("Initializing pulse oximeter.."); // Initialize the PulseOximeter instance // Failures are generally due to an improper I2C wiring, missing power supply // or wrong target chip if (!pox.begin()) { Serial.println("FAILED"); for(;;); } else { Serial.println("SUCCESS"); } pox.setOnBeatDetectedCallback(onBeatDetected); } int heartRate; int SpO2; void loop() { pox.update(); if (millis() - tsLastReport > REPORTING_PERIOD_MS) { Serial.print("Heart rate:"); Serial.print(pox.getHeartRate()); Serial.print("bpm / SpO2:"); Serial.print(pox.getSpO2()); Serial.println("%"); tsLastReport = millis(); lcd.clear(); lcd.setCursor(0,0); lcd.print("HRate:"); int SpO2 = pox.getSpO2(); int heartRate = pox.getHeartRate(); lcd.print(heartRate); lcd.print("bpm"); lcd.setCursor(0,1); lcd.print("SpO2:"); lcd.print(SpO2); lcd.print("%"); } if(heartRate < 60 && heartRate >40 && SpO2<75 && SpO2 >40){ sendsms(); } } void sendsms(){ SIM900.println("AT"); //Handshaking with SIM900 updateSerial(); SIM900.println("AT+CMGF=1"); // Configuring TEXT mode updateSerial(); SIM900.println("AT+CMGS=\"+97455578139\"");//change ZZ with country code and xxxxxxxxxxx with phone number to sms updateSerial(); SIM900.print("[Name] is about to experience Vasovagal Syncope. They need to lay down/elevate their feet "); //text content updateSerial(); SIM900.write(26); } void updateSerial() { delay(500); while (Serial.available()) { SIM900.write(Serial.read());//Forward what Serial received to Software Serial Port } while(SIM900.available()) { Serial.write(SIM900.read());//Forward what Software Serial received to Serial Port } }
Is there a way for this to work? I can't let the heartrate and SpO2 get lower than 60 and 75 respectively, because it will keep sending SMS messages.
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if(heartRate < 60 && heartRate >40 && SpO2<75 && SpO2 >40){ 2024.05.04 00:40 Raibutter Need help with Oximeter MAX30100 and SMS
I am a beginner at using Arduino and there's a project that I'm trying to do which is supposed to read the Oxygen level (SpO2) and Heartrate of a person which will send an SMS message if it ever fulfills a condition. But the problem is that if I were to stop pressing the MAX30100 it will set the SpO2 and heartrate to 0 which is a problem since my condition is that if the SpO2 were to go lower than 85% & if the heartrate were to go lower than 65 it would send an SMS message and I am scared that it would send an SMS if I were to stop pressing the MAX30100, since it might use up all of the resources in the Sim card for the GSM SIM900.
Is there a way for me to stop sensor from reading if I were to stop pressing it or a way for the SMS to be sent properly?
Here is my code:
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Is there a way for me to stop sensor from reading if I were to stop pressing it or a way for the SMS to be sent properly?
Here is my code:
#include#include #include "MAX30100_PulseOximeter.h" #define REPORTING_PERIOD_MS 1000 LiquidCrystal_I2C lcd (0x27, 16, 2); // PulseOximeter is the higher level interface to the sensor // it offers: // * beat detection reporting // * heart rate calculation // * SpO2 (oxidation level) calculation PulseOximeter pox; uint32_t tsLastReport = 0; // Callback (registered below) fired when a pulse is detected void onBeatDetected() { Serial.println("Beat!"); } void setup() { Serial.begin(9600); lcd.init(); lcd.setContrast(50); lcd.backlight(); Serial.print("Initializing pulse oximeter.."); // Initialize the PulseOximeter instance // Failures are generally due to an improper I2C wiring, missing power supply // or wrong target chip if (!pox.begin()) { Serial.println("FAILED"); for(;;); } else { Serial.println("SUCCESS"); } // The default current for the IR LED is 50mA and it could be changed // by uncommenting the following line. Check MAX30100_Registers.h for all the // available options. // pox.setIRLedCurrent(MAX30100_LED_CURR_7_6MA); // Register a callback for the beat detection pox.setOnBeatDetectedCallback(onBeatDetected); } void loop() { // Make sure to call update as fast as possible pox.update(); // Asynchronously dump heart rate and oxidation levels to the serial // For both, a value of 0 means "invalid" if (millis() - tsLastReport > REPORTING_PERIOD_MS) { Serial.print("Heart rate:"); Serial.print(pox.getHeartRate()); Serial.print("bpm / SpO2:"); Serial.print(pox.getSpO2()); Serial.println("%"); tsLastReport = millis(); lcd.clear(); lcd.setCursor(0,0); lcd.print("HRate:"); lcd.print(pox.getHeartRate()); lcd.print("bpm"); lcd.setCursor(0,1); lcd.print("SpO2:"); lcd.print(pox.getSpO2()); lcd.print("%"); }
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2024.04.30 05:01 i-double-dare-you-mf MacBook Pro 15” 2018 Black Screen
So i need help with my mac, as im having issues determining what might be wrong with it.
So long story short, one day I was using my macbook as usual in class, then i closed it and went home, but by the time i got home and opened it, the keys light up and the touch bar was working as usual. But the screen wasn’t displaying any image, changing the brightness did nothing, and using a flashlight to see the screen (in case it was the backlight) was useless, there was no image. Later i plugged it through HDMI to my TV and it indeed was displaying on the TV without any issue.
Later i tried to reset the SMC, NVRAM, PRAM and boot in Safe mode, nothing changed.
I didn’t hit the laptop with anything nor it seems to show signs of damage to the flex or the LCD itself.
I’m yet to take it to a tech repair shop, but I was hoping that anyone would know what could be the issue or how i could fix it
Sorry for the broken english, is not my first language
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So long story short, one day I was using my macbook as usual in class, then i closed it and went home, but by the time i got home and opened it, the keys light up and the touch bar was working as usual. But the screen wasn’t displaying any image, changing the brightness did nothing, and using a flashlight to see the screen (in case it was the backlight) was useless, there was no image. Later i plugged it through HDMI to my TV and it indeed was displaying on the TV without any issue.
Later i tried to reset the SMC, NVRAM, PRAM and boot in Safe mode, nothing changed.
I didn’t hit the laptop with anything nor it seems to show signs of damage to the flex or the LCD itself.
I’m yet to take it to a tech repair shop, but I was hoping that anyone would know what could be the issue or how i could fix it
Sorry for the broken english, is not my first language
2024.04.30 02:29 Ok_Coconut_2560 Noodles
My family has always been of great minds. I hated it. Growing up and having to study day and night to try and live up to them was extremely exhausting when I couldn't care how things worked as long as I was happy. I gave up but somehow everything kept turning out to be true.
Over my lifetime I have become the Gorden Ramsey of the science world. Known for my temper and also for huge things like curing world hunger using play-doe and cancer with baby powder I got in a back street ally while drunk.
To get my family off my back I started making random ideas so they could see me as a failure and leave me alone but...they keep working. And soon people started to praise me. Fame has left me with nothing but more and more attention. So today I plan to make sure that everyone can just think I'm insane and leave me alone and not some king.
I chuckled like a kid who was opening a Christmas present as I heard the crowd of people chatting and talking loudly as I hid behind my stage in a grey tight suit that my sister had picked out. I sighed and was ready to walk out and make a fool out of myself but my brother stopped me.
" Jack... I just want you to know how proud I am of you. Dad would have loved to see you right now. "
I thought it was ironic because last night while chilling on the couch watching TV and eating chips I made this theory up. He dusted off my shoulders held them tight and looked me in the eyes taking in the moment.
" go give them hell man. "
He had a goofy smile just like Dad but spoke with confidence.
" you got it, man. "
I heard my name being called onto the stage and the uproar startled me for a second but I collected myself and headed out after giving him a nod just to entertain him.
The lights were blinding as I grabbed the mic and looked at the table in front of me with a small box with the ingredients I needed and a chalkboard behind me.
After I stood still for a minute the crowd died down. I had not told anyone what I was presenting so the whole world was watching without a clue of what I was doing this time.
"Hello everyone. Today I believe I have my most important presentation yet..."
The crowd grew silent and hung on every word. And I heard my voice around the room through the speakers.
" Today I have with me a box...and inside is spaghetti I had for breakfast. "
The crowd laughed thinking it was a joke
" shut up "
The crowd grew silent once more
"Behind me is a chalkboard and I will now present my new findings to all of you...I have found out how to make portals to other worlds. "
A man in the far back of the audience yelled bullshit in a heavy Indian accent but he was so far it was a faint sound for me. I smiled at that thinking I had finally found something that would make me lose my title and I could go ahead and live a life without people making me feel like an evil man for not helping others.
I opened the box got a handful of the noodles and threw them at the chalkboard. I then grabbed a paper towel on standby to clean myself.
The noodles hit the board and slowly moved and rested on a spot on the board. I made eye contact with my brother backstage and he had a look on his face showing he believed in me.
I spun the board dropping the noodles to the ground I then grabbed the chalk and drew around the sauce and noodles that stuck to the board then drew my attention to the others that had fallen on the floor and drew an outline of that.
After it finished I threw the chalk in the crowd violently hitting an old lady in the face.
" Quickly I want a show of hands who thinks I'm a crazy guy "
Everyone raised their hands and I laughed to myself
I then went behind the board and laid it horizontally. I grabbed a small knife in my pocket and poked my finger with it. The crimson blood fell and hit the chalk and then as more and more blood hit the chalk it started glowing.
" you have got to be joking. "
I said out loud as it started to spark an orange glow and it slowly grew color to the rest of the chalk in orange sparks.
Once the symbol was fully sparking with orange the sauce began to swell and move around in a counterclockwise manner. I stepped away from it in shock as small parts of the blood in my finger began to float to the parts where it fell on the floor I drew my outlines on and started sparking those as well.
It started to smoke and hiss as if lightning could whisper and the orange began to take shape and the sauce made a doorway. The parts that were not on the board began to grow ice around them and started to make designs on the floor circling me and the board. Suddenly it grew in size and a large booming voice was heard through the portal as I felt panic of people start to set in.
A huge claw came out and scrapped the sides of my table trying to crawl out from the world it had been trapped in. Cold winds hit me as they cut my skin and threw around my clothes. As I saw the table was now melting from its touch.
A slimy green claw with mucus like a face-hugger egg from the movie Alien carved through the floor and pulled the rest of its body out slowly. A beast stood at 12 feet tall adjusting to our world as goop grew and shaped its body as people screamed, ran, and stood frozen in fear.
As it looked around it locked its spider-like eyes and swerled around coming out from the portal and twisting and turning around the body as it made its way to its head finding a place to rest. It then locked its eyes with me and its jaw twisted slowly from an ant-like maw to mine and slowly shrunk and it soon took the shape of me and knelt on the floor and spoke to me.
" master. "
I stood in shock as everyone seemed to calm down and watched to see what I would do.
"...umm "My family has always been of great minds. I hated it. Growing up and having to study day and night to try and live up to them was extremely exhausting when I couldn't care how things worked as long as I was happy. I gave up but somehow everything kept turning out to be true.
Over my lifetime I have become the Gorden Ramsey of the science world. Known for my temper and also for huge things like curing world hunger using play-doe and cancer with baby powder I got in a back street ally while drunk.
To get my family off my back I started making random ideas so they could see me as a failure and leave me alone but...they keep working. And soon people started to praise me. Fame has left me with nothing but more and more attention. So today I plan to make sure that everyone can just think I'm insane and leave me alone and not some king.
I chuckled like a kid who was opening a Christmas present as I heard the crowd of people chatting and talking loudly as I hid behind my stage in a grey tight suit that my sister had picked out. I sighed and was ready to walk out and make a fool out of myself but my brother stopped me.
" Jack... I just want you to know how proud I am of you. Dad would have loved to see you right now. "
I thought it was ironic because last night while chilling on the couch watching TV and eating chips I made this theory up. He dusted off my shoulders held them tight and looked me in the eyes taking in the moment.
" go give them hell man. "
He had a goofy smile just like Dad but spoke with confidence.
" you got it, man. "
I heard my name being called onto the stage and the uproar startled me for a second but I collected myself and headed out after giving him a nod just to entertain him.
The lights were blinding as I grabbed the mic and looked at the table in front of me with a small box with the ingredients I needed and a chalkboard behind me.
After I stood still for a minute the crowd died down. I had not told anyone what I was presenting so the whole world was watching without a clue of what I was doing this time.
"Hello everyone. Today I believe I have my most important presentation yet..."
The crowd grew silent and hung on every word. And I heard my voice around the room through the speakers.
" Today I have with me a box...and inside is spaghetti I had breakfast. "
The crowd laughed thinking it was a joke
" shut up "
The crowd grew silent once more
"Behind me is a chalkboard and I will now present my new findings to all of you...I have found out how to make portals to other worlds. "
A man in the far back of the audience yelled bullshit in a heavy Indian accent but he was so far it was a faint sound for me. I smiled at that thinking I had finally found something that would make me lose my title and I could go ahead and live a life without people making me feel like an evil man for not helping others.
I opened the box got a handful of the noodles and threw them at the chalkboard. I then grabbed a paper towel on standby to clean myself.
The noodles hit the board and slowly moved and rested on a spot on the board. I made eye contact with my brother backstage and he had a look on his face showing he believed in me.
I spun the board dropping the noodles to the ground I then grabbed the chalk and drew around the sauce and noodles that stuck to the board then drew my attention to the others that had fallen on the floor and drew an outline of that.
After it finished I threw the chalk in the crowd violently hitting an old lady in the face.
" Quickly I want a show of hands who thinks I'm a crazy guy "
Everyone raised their hands and I laughed to myself
I then went behind the board and laid it horizontally. I grabbed a small knife in my pocket and poked my finger with it. The crimson blood fell and hit the chalk and then as more and more blood hit the chalk it started glowing.
" you have got to be joking. "
I said out loud as it started to spark an orange glow and it slowly grew color to the rest of the chalk in orange sparks.
Once the symbol was fully sparking with orange the sauce began to swell and move around in a counterclockwise manner. I stepped away from it in shock as small parts of the blood in my finger began to float to the parts where it fell on the floor I drew my outlines on and started sparking those as well.
It started to smoke and hiss as if lightning could whisper and the orange began to take shape and the sauce made a doorway. The parts that were not on the board began to grow ice around them and started to make designs on the floor circling me and the board. Suddenly it grew in size and a large booming voice was heard through the portal as I felt panic of people start to set in.
A huge claw came out and scrapped the sides of my table trying to crawl out from the world it had been trapped in. Cold winds hit me as they cut my skin and threw around my clothes. As I saw the table was now melting from its touch.
A slimy green claw with mucus like a face-hugger egg from the movie Alien carved through the floor and pulled the rest of its body out slowly. A beast stood at 12 feet tall adjusting to our world as goop grew and shaped its body as people screamed, ran, and stood frozen in fear.
As it looked around it locked its spider-like eyes and swerled around coming out from the portal and twisting and turning around the body as it made its way to its head finding a place to rest. It then locked its eyes with me and its jaw twisted slowly from an ant-like maw to mine and slowly shrunk and it soon took the shape of me and knelt on the floor and spoke to me.
" master. "
I stood in shock as everyone seemed to calm down and watched to see what I would do.
Now that this creature knelt before me I realized that the room I was in was so terrible quietly you could hear everyone's ass get tight in anticipation of what would happen next.
" ...what...are you. "
I spoke carefully to the being that had taken the shape of myself. It still took my breath away and my throat was dry.
The beast was a deep green. The color mixed with shades of grey streaming from it. The longer I looked at it I could see it getting closer to what I looked like shaping itself.
From small flowing green tendrils to an arm they grew as they twisted and made bone then muscle and finally skin.
It locked eyes with me and it smiled deeply at me. As it formed the face finally.
" Your vassle. "
My eyes had not moved to the crowd at all but even though the lights hit the stage so hard it was enveloped in smoke.
The creature's eyes glowed as it answered brightly, not figuratively. This thing's eyes were glowing.
"To serve you, We are bound by blood magic. I am a reflection of your desires, Master, " it said, its voice now a whisper in my mind.
It began to stand up as my grey suit began to form on it and by the time it stood fully up it had copied what I looked like.
" let me explain everything. "
My body frozen in fear woke up with adrenaline as I blinked and a flash of green smoke covered my vision as he teleported right to me face to face.
Its body turned to smoke and went into the slits of my eyes. I felt visions follow me in my peripheral vision but surprisingly no pain followed power filled me and it felt like one hell of a drug.
My body and mind altered.
I was now in a very dark place with no walls or light except my reflection on the floor which waved like water.
I took a step back looking around and back to the reflection of me on the ground.
Soon the water rippled and my reflection fell through the floor like gravity was inverted. he flew upright and water fell off of him as he looked at me as he now stood straight ahead of me. He was just reflecting in the water but now eyed me down.
Collecting my nerves.
I begin to speak.
" what do you want..."
He was still in my form and stood perfectly straight. Now with water dripping from his...my hair.
Slight stubble with hair that hung down and my hazel eyes were not present within him but I was greeted with a swelling acidic green that doubled the size of my pupil.
" to serve you. "
He made no other movement than putting his hands behind his back like a soldier at ease.
I could not tell if it was lying or not.
" ...is that it? "
" I am the embodiment of your fear desires and brilliance. You have shaped me. Your desire for solitude birthed me. I will aid you in shaping the world how you see fit. Your reality becomes mine. "
There was a slight echo in the room as he spoke.
" wait...where are we "
I questioned haphazardly
" your mind. "
An awkward silence was in the air until I spoke
" so...am I just standing on the stage not making a sound? "
He gave me a concerned look.
" no...time has frozen outside for you. You may sleep here without having to in the real world so to others you look as if you never rest and you may think and plan what to do in battle here. For them, it will be about two seconds...Do...do you not have any knowledge of what I am? "
Suddenly I felt bad like I had encountered someone famous and I had no idea who they were. A slap in the face like a popular kid meeting someone who had never heard of them. Ego shattered.
" ok sorry no. I...don't go around reading about...monsters?"
I felt like was I saying the n-word of the demon realm not knowing if that word was offensive.
He folded his arms a little upset.
"Are you not a warrior? "
" well...no I...just watch TV and cook here and there- "
The demon cut me off
" weak. "
" excuse me? "
" look. I am an immortal being and after a while you get bored. So I'm sorry if I may be a little upset after being bonded with some nobody. "
I got quiet and I was a little annoyed that I was being roasted by some demon that I just met.
Its form wavers and eyes begin to open on its skin. Cheeks forhead etc.
"After being a god for so long it's fun to play with limitations. Makes things extremely exciting. "
" what do you mean by that? "
" look. You can only be so entertained by the same things. Life gets boring and now...you are going to help me with this. I get to have pure entertainment while you get every wish you could ever want. A mutual bond no? "
He then closed his eyes annoyed and the other eyes meshed back to his skin.
" though... the TV is not that interesting...life is what gets the blood pumping"
I felt the need to quickly change the topic
"Are there others like you? "
The room began to take shape very slowly as the water floor turned to wood and walls went around us.
" of course. You may meet them one day "
Confused and curious I pressed.
"Meet them? "
" yes. Summoning one of us is considered a threat to them. "
He spoke while opening and closing his newly found hand except backward.
" hm...no that don't look right "
I quickly responded
" Wait! How is doing that a threat! "
"Well, one doesn't just accidentally Summon one of us to suddenly get powers beyond human control. "
I thought back to how I summoned him by accident with some food I made.
" well...funny story but I summoned you using my breakfast..."
I had never regretted speaking so much as in that moment.
" What... "
Acid dripped from his words. Literally. His pupils split in half and his bottom jaw ripped open like an ant and curved giving sharpness to the bone.
"Please don't kill me. "
The room began to look like a cozy cabin with a fireplace and he slowly went back to normal.
" I would if I could. I've never felt so disrespected. We are bonded by your blood. If you die...I die. "
Suddenly I felt at ease by this new information.
Then a thought came to my mind
" ...God's can die? "
" you did hear me, right? "
The SAS from this guy was unneeded and I was starting to miss him being on his knees as weird as that sounds.
" so...all that power gone.... in an instant... "
" well...no actually God's powers don't just disappear they transfer to whoever killed them...wait...hold up."
He suddenly had an epiphany.
A smile grew on his face and he grabbed my shoulders
" you! You are going to help me kill the other gods! "
He sounded proud but I let him down.
" ha! No. "
" oh come on! Don't be like that. "
He did a pout.
"Look, man. I'm not killing gods for you. Just because you are bored. "
" hey...they might send people to kill you because you bonded with me. "
"What did I ever do to them? "
"They have a system to this stuff. They like to build and watch things play out. You're a problem. That can mess it up. So...they kill ya...to be honest, I don't know any other way to explain it, man. You know people normally just use my power to kill people and become a king and know this already. "
"This is outrageous. "
" bro. Look if you do this I will be able to get their powers and you will be able to do so much more than what I offer "
I tilted my head
" what can you do? Know what never mind. I will just talk to them and figure things out. "
He groaned and his form melted down sagging and it shot back up reforming
"Is there not anything that you want? Anything in the world? Gods don't put themselves in physical forms. They give people power and can make beings to hunt you. And if they care enough to come down themself. Ha, good luck."
I stopped and thought about it trying to weigh the options of pissing off higher beings.
Suddenly. I found something.
"Can you bring back the dead..."
He stopped confused.
" well...no "
" then I don't want anything "
" wait! "
He threw his arms out pleading
"I don't...but another God does..."
He crosses his arms smiling. He had left the question hanging letting me reconsider his offer.
I stopped and thought for a while before looking back up to him.
I let out a sigh and looked him in the eyes
" ok...you are going to help me get my father back. "
The demon smirked.
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Over my lifetime I have become the Gorden Ramsey of the science world. Known for my temper and also for huge things like curing world hunger using play-doe and cancer with baby powder I got in a back street ally while drunk.
To get my family off my back I started making random ideas so they could see me as a failure and leave me alone but...they keep working. And soon people started to praise me. Fame has left me with nothing but more and more attention. So today I plan to make sure that everyone can just think I'm insane and leave me alone and not some king.
I chuckled like a kid who was opening a Christmas present as I heard the crowd of people chatting and talking loudly as I hid behind my stage in a grey tight suit that my sister had picked out. I sighed and was ready to walk out and make a fool out of myself but my brother stopped me.
" Jack... I just want you to know how proud I am of you. Dad would have loved to see you right now. "
I thought it was ironic because last night while chilling on the couch watching TV and eating chips I made this theory up. He dusted off my shoulders held them tight and looked me in the eyes taking in the moment.
" go give them hell man. "
He had a goofy smile just like Dad but spoke with confidence.
" you got it, man. "
I heard my name being called onto the stage and the uproar startled me for a second but I collected myself and headed out after giving him a nod just to entertain him.
The lights were blinding as I grabbed the mic and looked at the table in front of me with a small box with the ingredients I needed and a chalkboard behind me.
After I stood still for a minute the crowd died down. I had not told anyone what I was presenting so the whole world was watching without a clue of what I was doing this time.
"Hello everyone. Today I believe I have my most important presentation yet..."
The crowd grew silent and hung on every word. And I heard my voice around the room through the speakers.
" Today I have with me a box...and inside is spaghetti I had for breakfast. "
The crowd laughed thinking it was a joke
" shut up "
The crowd grew silent once more
"Behind me is a chalkboard and I will now present my new findings to all of you...I have found out how to make portals to other worlds. "
A man in the far back of the audience yelled bullshit in a heavy Indian accent but he was so far it was a faint sound for me. I smiled at that thinking I had finally found something that would make me lose my title and I could go ahead and live a life without people making me feel like an evil man for not helping others.
I opened the box got a handful of the noodles and threw them at the chalkboard. I then grabbed a paper towel on standby to clean myself.
The noodles hit the board and slowly moved and rested on a spot on the board. I made eye contact with my brother backstage and he had a look on his face showing he believed in me.
I spun the board dropping the noodles to the ground I then grabbed the chalk and drew around the sauce and noodles that stuck to the board then drew my attention to the others that had fallen on the floor and drew an outline of that.
After it finished I threw the chalk in the crowd violently hitting an old lady in the face.
" Quickly I want a show of hands who thinks I'm a crazy guy "
Everyone raised their hands and I laughed to myself
I then went behind the board and laid it horizontally. I grabbed a small knife in my pocket and poked my finger with it. The crimson blood fell and hit the chalk and then as more and more blood hit the chalk it started glowing.
" you have got to be joking. "
I said out loud as it started to spark an orange glow and it slowly grew color to the rest of the chalk in orange sparks.
Once the symbol was fully sparking with orange the sauce began to swell and move around in a counterclockwise manner. I stepped away from it in shock as small parts of the blood in my finger began to float to the parts where it fell on the floor I drew my outlines on and started sparking those as well.
It started to smoke and hiss as if lightning could whisper and the orange began to take shape and the sauce made a doorway. The parts that were not on the board began to grow ice around them and started to make designs on the floor circling me and the board. Suddenly it grew in size and a large booming voice was heard through the portal as I felt panic of people start to set in.
A huge claw came out and scrapped the sides of my table trying to crawl out from the world it had been trapped in. Cold winds hit me as they cut my skin and threw around my clothes. As I saw the table was now melting from its touch.
A slimy green claw with mucus like a face-hugger egg from the movie Alien carved through the floor and pulled the rest of its body out slowly. A beast stood at 12 feet tall adjusting to our world as goop grew and shaped its body as people screamed, ran, and stood frozen in fear.
As it looked around it locked its spider-like eyes and swerled around coming out from the portal and twisting and turning around the body as it made its way to its head finding a place to rest. It then locked its eyes with me and its jaw twisted slowly from an ant-like maw to mine and slowly shrunk and it soon took the shape of me and knelt on the floor and spoke to me.
" master. "
I stood in shock as everyone seemed to calm down and watched to see what I would do.
"...umm "My family has always been of great minds. I hated it. Growing up and having to study day and night to try and live up to them was extremely exhausting when I couldn't care how things worked as long as I was happy. I gave up but somehow everything kept turning out to be true.
Over my lifetime I have become the Gorden Ramsey of the science world. Known for my temper and also for huge things like curing world hunger using play-doe and cancer with baby powder I got in a back street ally while drunk.
To get my family off my back I started making random ideas so they could see me as a failure and leave me alone but...they keep working. And soon people started to praise me. Fame has left me with nothing but more and more attention. So today I plan to make sure that everyone can just think I'm insane and leave me alone and not some king.
I chuckled like a kid who was opening a Christmas present as I heard the crowd of people chatting and talking loudly as I hid behind my stage in a grey tight suit that my sister had picked out. I sighed and was ready to walk out and make a fool out of myself but my brother stopped me.
" Jack... I just want you to know how proud I am of you. Dad would have loved to see you right now. "
I thought it was ironic because last night while chilling on the couch watching TV and eating chips I made this theory up. He dusted off my shoulders held them tight and looked me in the eyes taking in the moment.
" go give them hell man. "
He had a goofy smile just like Dad but spoke with confidence.
" you got it, man. "
I heard my name being called onto the stage and the uproar startled me for a second but I collected myself and headed out after giving him a nod just to entertain him.
The lights were blinding as I grabbed the mic and looked at the table in front of me with a small box with the ingredients I needed and a chalkboard behind me.
After I stood still for a minute the crowd died down. I had not told anyone what I was presenting so the whole world was watching without a clue of what I was doing this time.
"Hello everyone. Today I believe I have my most important presentation yet..."
The crowd grew silent and hung on every word. And I heard my voice around the room through the speakers.
" Today I have with me a box...and inside is spaghetti I had breakfast. "
The crowd laughed thinking it was a joke
" shut up "
The crowd grew silent once more
"Behind me is a chalkboard and I will now present my new findings to all of you...I have found out how to make portals to other worlds. "
A man in the far back of the audience yelled bullshit in a heavy Indian accent but he was so far it was a faint sound for me. I smiled at that thinking I had finally found something that would make me lose my title and I could go ahead and live a life without people making me feel like an evil man for not helping others.
I opened the box got a handful of the noodles and threw them at the chalkboard. I then grabbed a paper towel on standby to clean myself.
The noodles hit the board and slowly moved and rested on a spot on the board. I made eye contact with my brother backstage and he had a look on his face showing he believed in me.
I spun the board dropping the noodles to the ground I then grabbed the chalk and drew around the sauce and noodles that stuck to the board then drew my attention to the others that had fallen on the floor and drew an outline of that.
After it finished I threw the chalk in the crowd violently hitting an old lady in the face.
" Quickly I want a show of hands who thinks I'm a crazy guy "
Everyone raised their hands and I laughed to myself
I then went behind the board and laid it horizontally. I grabbed a small knife in my pocket and poked my finger with it. The crimson blood fell and hit the chalk and then as more and more blood hit the chalk it started glowing.
" you have got to be joking. "
I said out loud as it started to spark an orange glow and it slowly grew color to the rest of the chalk in orange sparks.
Once the symbol was fully sparking with orange the sauce began to swell and move around in a counterclockwise manner. I stepped away from it in shock as small parts of the blood in my finger began to float to the parts where it fell on the floor I drew my outlines on and started sparking those as well.
It started to smoke and hiss as if lightning could whisper and the orange began to take shape and the sauce made a doorway. The parts that were not on the board began to grow ice around them and started to make designs on the floor circling me and the board. Suddenly it grew in size and a large booming voice was heard through the portal as I felt panic of people start to set in.
A huge claw came out and scrapped the sides of my table trying to crawl out from the world it had been trapped in. Cold winds hit me as they cut my skin and threw around my clothes. As I saw the table was now melting from its touch.
A slimy green claw with mucus like a face-hugger egg from the movie Alien carved through the floor and pulled the rest of its body out slowly. A beast stood at 12 feet tall adjusting to our world as goop grew and shaped its body as people screamed, ran, and stood frozen in fear.
As it looked around it locked its spider-like eyes and swerled around coming out from the portal and twisting and turning around the body as it made its way to its head finding a place to rest. It then locked its eyes with me and its jaw twisted slowly from an ant-like maw to mine and slowly shrunk and it soon took the shape of me and knelt on the floor and spoke to me.
" master. "
I stood in shock as everyone seemed to calm down and watched to see what I would do.
"...umm "
Part two of the noodle demon.Now that this creature knelt before me I realized that the room I was in was so terrible quietly you could hear everyone's ass get tight in anticipation of what would happen next.
" ...what...are you. "
I spoke carefully to the being that had taken the shape of myself. It still took my breath away and my throat was dry.
The beast was a deep green. The color mixed with shades of grey streaming from it. The longer I looked at it I could see it getting closer to what I looked like shaping itself.
From small flowing green tendrils to an arm they grew as they twisted and made bone then muscle and finally skin.
It locked eyes with me and it smiled deeply at me. As it formed the face finally.
" Your vassle. "
My eyes had not moved to the crowd at all but even though the lights hit the stage so hard it was enveloped in smoke.
The creature's eyes glowed as it answered brightly, not figuratively. This thing's eyes were glowing.
"To serve you, We are bound by blood magic. I am a reflection of your desires, Master, " it said, its voice now a whisper in my mind.
It began to stand up as my grey suit began to form on it and by the time it stood fully up it had copied what I looked like.
" let me explain everything. "
My body frozen in fear woke up with adrenaline as I blinked and a flash of green smoke covered my vision as he teleported right to me face to face.
Its body turned to smoke and went into the slits of my eyes. I felt visions follow me in my peripheral vision but surprisingly no pain followed power filled me and it felt like one hell of a drug.
My body and mind altered.
I was now in a very dark place with no walls or light except my reflection on the floor which waved like water.
I took a step back looking around and back to the reflection of me on the ground.
Soon the water rippled and my reflection fell through the floor like gravity was inverted. he flew upright and water fell off of him as he looked at me as he now stood straight ahead of me. He was just reflecting in the water but now eyed me down.
Collecting my nerves.
I begin to speak.
" what do you want..."
He was still in my form and stood perfectly straight. Now with water dripping from his...my hair.
Slight stubble with hair that hung down and my hazel eyes were not present within him but I was greeted with a swelling acidic green that doubled the size of my pupil.
" to serve you. "
He made no other movement than putting his hands behind his back like a soldier at ease.
I could not tell if it was lying or not.
" ...is that it? "
" I am the embodiment of your fear desires and brilliance. You have shaped me. Your desire for solitude birthed me. I will aid you in shaping the world how you see fit. Your reality becomes mine. "
There was a slight echo in the room as he spoke.
" wait...where are we "
I questioned haphazardly
" your mind. "
An awkward silence was in the air until I spoke
" so...am I just standing on the stage not making a sound? "
He gave me a concerned look.
" no...time has frozen outside for you. You may sleep here without having to in the real world so to others you look as if you never rest and you may think and plan what to do in battle here. For them, it will be about two seconds...Do...do you not have any knowledge of what I am? "
Suddenly I felt bad like I had encountered someone famous and I had no idea who they were. A slap in the face like a popular kid meeting someone who had never heard of them. Ego shattered.
" ok sorry no. I...don't go around reading about...monsters?"
I felt like was I saying the n-word of the demon realm not knowing if that word was offensive.
He folded his arms a little upset.
"Are you not a warrior? "
" well...no I...just watch TV and cook here and there- "
The demon cut me off
" weak. "
" excuse me? "
" look. I am an immortal being and after a while you get bored. So I'm sorry if I may be a little upset after being bonded with some nobody. "
I got quiet and I was a little annoyed that I was being roasted by some demon that I just met.
Its form wavers and eyes begin to open on its skin. Cheeks forhead etc.
"After being a god for so long it's fun to play with limitations. Makes things extremely exciting. "
" what do you mean by that? "
" look. You can only be so entertained by the same things. Life gets boring and now...you are going to help me with this. I get to have pure entertainment while you get every wish you could ever want. A mutual bond no? "
He then closed his eyes annoyed and the other eyes meshed back to his skin.
" though... the TV is not that interesting...life is what gets the blood pumping"
I felt the need to quickly change the topic
"Are there others like you? "
The room began to take shape very slowly as the water floor turned to wood and walls went around us.
" of course. You may meet them one day "
Confused and curious I pressed.
"Meet them? "
" yes. Summoning one of us is considered a threat to them. "
He spoke while opening and closing his newly found hand except backward.
" hm...no that don't look right "
I quickly responded
" Wait! How is doing that a threat! "
"Well, one doesn't just accidentally Summon one of us to suddenly get powers beyond human control. "
I thought back to how I summoned him by accident with some food I made.
" well...funny story but I summoned you using my breakfast..."
I had never regretted speaking so much as in that moment.
" What... "
Acid dripped from his words. Literally. His pupils split in half and his bottom jaw ripped open like an ant and curved giving sharpness to the bone.
"Please don't kill me. "
The room began to look like a cozy cabin with a fireplace and he slowly went back to normal.
" I would if I could. I've never felt so disrespected. We are bonded by your blood. If you die...I die. "
Suddenly I felt at ease by this new information.
Then a thought came to my mind
" ...God's can die? "
" you did hear me, right? "
The SAS from this guy was unneeded and I was starting to miss him being on his knees as weird as that sounds.
" so...all that power gone.... in an instant... "
" well...no actually God's powers don't just disappear they transfer to whoever killed them...wait...hold up."
He suddenly had an epiphany.
A smile grew on his face and he grabbed my shoulders
" you! You are going to help me kill the other gods! "
He sounded proud but I let him down.
" ha! No. "
" oh come on! Don't be like that. "
He did a pout.
"Look, man. I'm not killing gods for you. Just because you are bored. "
" hey...they might send people to kill you because you bonded with me. "
"What did I ever do to them? "
"They have a system to this stuff. They like to build and watch things play out. You're a problem. That can mess it up. So...they kill ya...to be honest, I don't know any other way to explain it, man. You know people normally just use my power to kill people and become a king and know this already. "
"This is outrageous. "
" bro. Look if you do this I will be able to get their powers and you will be able to do so much more than what I offer "
I tilted my head
" what can you do? Know what never mind. I will just talk to them and figure things out. "
He groaned and his form melted down sagging and it shot back up reforming
"Is there not anything that you want? Anything in the world? Gods don't put themselves in physical forms. They give people power and can make beings to hunt you. And if they care enough to come down themself. Ha, good luck."
I stopped and thought about it trying to weigh the options of pissing off higher beings.
Suddenly. I found something.
"Can you bring back the dead..."
He stopped confused.
" well...no "
" then I don't want anything "
" wait! "
He threw his arms out pleading
"I don't...but another God does..."
He crosses his arms smiling. He had left the question hanging letting me reconsider his offer.
I stopped and thought for a while before looking back up to him.
I let out a sigh and looked him in the eyes
" ok...you are going to help me get my father back. "
The demon smirked.
2024.04.24 00:14 Euphoric_Lock_7548 My thoughts 9 months in.
I made the decision to buy a short toy hualer and move out of the rental I was living in. I live in Northern Alberta and work in the Oilfield so having the mobility works fairly well. Just me and my cats so not much is needed. Spent a bunch of money on a 800w/800AH solar system on a 3000w inverter. A diesel heater and a few electric back up options for heat, a Honda Invertegenerator, sorted out skirting and went on my way. Spent the winter skirted in at a site but they charged for power so my solar had lots of use.
Set up the garage space like a little apartment/office. A desk, 55 inch TV, game consoles and my PC, all the necessities lol. Internet is run thru Starlink. Replaced all the RV furniture with a single full size pull out couch.
So far so good. Small things break from time to time. Ive had my fun with frozen crap pipes, running out of propane, replaced a fitting in my fridge that was slowly filling my trailer WITH propane and Had to replace the motor in my furnace. The trailer is an 07 so I am not so suprised. I imagine the next thing to go will be something to do with my water heater or the electric converter but I have upgrades for both of those already figured out so taking it as it comes. My winter was sprinkled with the odd -35C system failure of some kind but it was always manageable. People talk alot about temperature and humidity management and I was under the impression based on all the horror stories I'd have more of an issue but the dry heat from the heater and simply paying attention to it has proven useful. I also live in a dryer environment but now we are in spring. Just had a week of pissing rain and evap and I'm still dry both in terms of leaks and humidity levels indoors.
My background is as an automotive tech, and so far everything I've had to fix has a YouTube tutorial.....things like the furnace are simple enough I had it ripped apart and fixed for 150$ and an hour of my time.
I see SO many posts of people just giving up, living in brand new land yachts i wish i could afford, running into painfully obvious issues as if tools are foreign to them. I gotta ask. Wtf am I doing right here. Is it really just down to the person? Am I about to be blindsided by something a Northern summer, fall, and winter cannot provide?!
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Set up the garage space like a little apartment/office. A desk, 55 inch TV, game consoles and my PC, all the necessities lol. Internet is run thru Starlink. Replaced all the RV furniture with a single full size pull out couch.
So far so good. Small things break from time to time. Ive had my fun with frozen crap pipes, running out of propane, replaced a fitting in my fridge that was slowly filling my trailer WITH propane and Had to replace the motor in my furnace. The trailer is an 07 so I am not so suprised. I imagine the next thing to go will be something to do with my water heater or the electric converter but I have upgrades for both of those already figured out so taking it as it comes. My winter was sprinkled with the odd -35C system failure of some kind but it was always manageable. People talk alot about temperature and humidity management and I was under the impression based on all the horror stories I'd have more of an issue but the dry heat from the heater and simply paying attention to it has proven useful. I also live in a dryer environment but now we are in spring. Just had a week of pissing rain and evap and I'm still dry both in terms of leaks and humidity levels indoors.
My background is as an automotive tech, and so far everything I've had to fix has a YouTube tutorial.....things like the furnace are simple enough I had it ripped apart and fixed for 150$ and an hour of my time.
I see SO many posts of people just giving up, living in brand new land yachts i wish i could afford, running into painfully obvious issues as if tools are foreign to them. I gotta ask. Wtf am I doing right here. Is it really just down to the person? Am I about to be blindsided by something a Northern summer, fall, and winter cannot provide?!
2024.04.23 13:56 datapart CRT SwitchRes on multi monitor arch linux X11
Hi guys, first time posting any linux related issue so feel free to ask to run any commands, I'll output my xrandr and lspci for the time being.
The issue is, I have a multi monitor setup, I'm using Thinkpad T430(Intel HD Graphics 4000) as a machine and my second monitor is CRT TV Sharp 21J-FG1SF. When I'm trying to use CRT Switch Res it changes the resolution of my laptop monitor and not my CRT TV. I've been trying to figure it out for weeks, things I tried:
My stuff:
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The issue is, I have a multi monitor setup, I'm using Thinkpad T430(Intel HD Graphics 4000) as a machine and my second monitor is CRT TV Sharp 21J-FG1SF. When I'm trying to use CRT Switch Res it changes the resolution of my laptop monitor and not my CRT TV. I've been trying to figure it out for weeks, things I tried:
- Setting up 240p\240i resolution outside of retroarch on my system, no luck. Tried it on Wayland and on X11, did nothing. Tried to generate different modelines, using different crtc and all that.
- Played around with retroarch settings like changing the monitor index, 15kHz-30kHz, nothing.
- Tried setting 480i(480p is my default resolution for the second monitor), no luck on X11 and Wayland. I'm new to linux so maybe I did something wrong during xrandr operations.
My stuff:
xrandr Screen 0: minimum 8 x 8, current 2006 x 768, maximum 32767 x 32767 LVDS1 connected primary 1366x768+640+0 (normal left inverted right x axis y axis) 310mm x 170mm 1366x768 60.10*+ 1280x720 59.74 1024x768 60.00 1024x576 60.00 59.90 59.82 960x540 60.00 59.63 59.82 800x600 60.32 56.25 864x486 60.00 59.92 59.57 640x480 59.94 720x405 59.51 60.00 58.99 680x384 60.00 640x360 59.84 59.32 60.00 SR-1_1280x240@59.83 59.83 SR-1_1280x478@59.83i 59.83 SR-1_1280x480@59.83i 59.83 DP1 disconnected (normal left inverted right x axis y axis) DP2 disconnected (normal left inverted right x axis y axis) DP3 disconnected (normal left inverted right x axis y axis) HDMI1 disconnected (normal left inverted right x axis y axis) HDMI2 disconnected (normal left inverted right x axis y axis) HDMI3 disconnected (normal left inverted right x axis y axis) VGA1 connected 640x480+0+144 (normal left inverted right x axis y axis) 0mm x 0mm 1024x768 60.00 800x600 60.32 56.25 848x480 60.00 640x480 59.94* SR-1_320x240@60.11 60.11 VIRTUAL1 disconnected (normal left inverted right x axis y axis) SR-1_1472x240@59.83 (0x4ae) 29.985MHz -HSync -VSync h: width 1472 start 1532 end 1673 total 1913 skew 0 clock 15.67KHz v: height 240 start 242 end 245 total 262 clock 59.83Hz lspci grep -i vga 00:02.0 VGA compatible controller: Intel Corporation 3rd Gen Core processor Graphics Controller (rev 09)My switchres.ini:
echo "$(cat switchres.ini)" # # Switchres config # # Monitor preset. Sets typical monitor operational ranges: # # generic_15, ntsc, pal Generic CRT standards # arcade_15, arcade_15ex Arcade fixed frequency # arcade_25, arcade_31 Arcade fixed frequency # arcade_15_25, arcade_15_25_31 Arcade multisync # vesa_480, vesa_600, vesa_768, vesa_1024 VESA GTF # pc_31_120, pc_70_120 PC monitor 120 Hz # h9110, polo, pstar Hantarex # k7000, k7131, d9200, d9800, d9400 Wells Gardner # m2929 Makvision # m3129 Wei-Ya # ms2930, ms929 Nanao # r666b Rodotron # # Special presets: # custom Defines a custom preset. Use in combination with crt_range0-9 options below. # lcd Will keep desktop's resolution but attempt variable refresh, use in combination with lcd_range # monitor arcade_15 # Define a custom preset, use monitor custom to activate # crt_range0-9 HfreqMin-HfreqMax, VfreqMin-VfreqMax, HFrontPorch, HSyncPulse, HBackPorch, VfrontPorch, VSyncPulse, VBackPorch, HSyncPol, VSyncPol, ProgressiveLinesMin, ProgressiveLinesMax, InterlacedLinesMin, InterlacedLinesMax # e.g.: crt_range0 15625-15750, 49.50-65.00, 2.000, 4.700, 8.000, 0.064, 0.192, 1.024, 0, 0, 192, 288, 448, 576 crt_range0 auto crt_range1 auto crt_range2 auto crt_range3 auto crt_range4 auto crt_range5 auto crt_range6 auto crt_range7 auto crt_range8 auto crt_range9 auto # Set the operational refresh range for LCD monitor, e.g. lcd_range 50-61 lcd_range auto # Force a custom modeline, in XFree86 format. This option overrides the active monitor preset configuration. modeline auto # Forces an user mode, in the format: width x height @ refresh. Here, 0 can used as a wildcard. At least one of the three values # must be defined. E.g. user_mode 0x240 -> SR can freely choose any width based on the game's requested video mode, but will # force height as 240. user_mode auto # # Display config # # Select target display # auto Pick the default display # 0, 1, 2, ... Pick a display by index # \\.\DISPLAY1, ... Windows display name # VGA-0, ... X11 display name display VGA1 # Choose a custom video backend when more than one is available. # auto Let Switchres decide # adl Windows - AMD ADL (AMD Radeon HD 5000+) # ati Windows - ATI legacy (ATI Radeon pre-HD 5000) # powerstrip Windows - PowerStrip (ATI, Nvidia, Matrox, etc., models up to 2012) # xrandr Linux - X11/Xorg # drmkms Linux - KMS/DRM (WIP) api xrandr # [Windows] Lock video modes reported as unsupported by your monitor's EDID lock_unsupported_modes 1 # Lock system (non-custom) video modes, only use modes that have full detailed timings available lock_system_modes 0 # Ignore video mode's refresh reported by the OS when checking ranges refresh_dont_care 0 # Keep changes on exit (warning: this skips video mode cleanup) keep_changes 0 # # Modeline generation config # # Enable on-the-fly generation of video modes modeline_generation 1 # Allow interlaced modes (existing or generated) interlace 1 # Allow doublescan modes (warning: doublescan support is broken in most drivers) doublescan 0 # Force a minimum dotclock value, in MHz, e.g. dotclock_min 25.0 dotclock_min 25 # Maximum refresh difference, in Hz, allowed in order to synchronize. Below this value, the mismatch does not involve penalization sync_refresh_tolerance 2.0 # Super resolution width: above this width, fractional scaling on the horizontal axis is applied without penalization super_width 2560 # Physical aspect ratio of the target monitor. Used to compensate aspect ratio when the target monitor is not 4:3 aspect 4:3 # [Experimental] Attempts to compensate consumer TVs vertical centering issues v_shift_correct 0 # Apply geometry correction to calculated modelines h_size 1.0 h_shift 0 v_shift 0 # Calculate horizontal borders with 1-pixel precision, instead of the default 8-pixels blocks that were required by old drivers. # Greatly improves horizontal centering of video modes. pixel_precision 1 # Calculate all vertical values of interlaced modes as even numbers. Required by AMD APU hardware on Linux interlace_force_even 0 # Scale both axes by the same factor, when integer scaling is applied scale_proportional 1 # # Custom video backend config # # [X11] adjusts the crtc position after a new video mode is set, maintaining the relative position of screens in a multi-monitor setup. screen_compositing 0 # [X11] stacks the screens vertically on startup to allow each screen to freely resize up to the maximum width. Useful to avoid video # glitches when using super-resolutions. screen_reordering overrides screen_compositing. screen_reordering 1 # [Windows] dynamically adds new modes or updates existing ones, even on stock AMD drivers*. This feature is experimental and is # disabled by default. It has the following limitations and problems: # - Synchronization is not perfect yet and the new modes may not always be ready on time for mode switching, causing a wrong display # output. # - A plug-n-play audio notification will be present on startup and exit, if the explorer shell is used. # - Refreshing the hardware is an expensive task that takes time, specially if the app has already entered fullscreen mode. This # makes it unpractical for games that switch video modes more than once. # * When used with stock AMD drivers instead of CRT Emudriver, usual limitations apply: no support for low resolutions (below 640x480) # nor low dotclocks. # Not a problem however if you're using a 31 kHz monitor. allow_hardware_refresh 0 # Pass a custom video timing string in the native backend's format. E.g. pstring timing for Powerstrip custom_timing auto # # Logging # # Enables verbose mode (01) verbose 0 # Set verbosity level (from 0 to 3) # 0: no messages from SR # 1: only errors # 2: general information # 3: debug messages verbosity
2024.04.23 02:29 Ok_Coconut_2560 Noodles
My family has always been of great minds. I hated it. Growing up and having to study day and night to try and live up to them was extremely exhausting when I couldn't care how things worked as long as I was happy. I gave up but somehow everything kept turning out to be true.
Over my lifetime I have become the Gorden Ramsey of the science world. Known for my temper and also for huge things like curing world hunger using play-doe and cancer with baby powder I got in a back street ally while drunk.
To get my family off my back I started making random ideas so they could see me as a failure and leave me alone but...they keep working. And soon people started to praise me. Fame has left me with nothing but more and more attention. So today I plan to make sure that everyone can just think I'm insane and leave me alone and not some king.
I chuckled like a kid who was opening a Christmas present as I heard the crowd of people chatting and talking loudly as I hid behind my stage in a grey tight suit that my sister had picked out. I sighed and was ready to walk out and make a fool out of myself but my brother stopped me.
" Jack... I just want you to know how proud I am of you. Dad would have loved to see you right now. "
I thought it was ironic because last night while chilling on the couch watching TV and eating chips I made this theory up. He dusted off my shoulders held them tight and looked me in the eyes taking in the moment.
" go give them hell man. "
He had a goofy smile just like Dad but spoke with confidence.
" you got it, man. "
I heard my name being called onto the stage and the uproar startled me for a second but I collected myself and headed out after giving him a nod just to entertain him.
The lights were blinding as I grabbed the mic and looked at the table in front of me with a small box with the ingredients I needed and a chalkboard behind me.
After I stood still for a minute the crowd died down. I had not told anyone what I was presenting so the whole world was watching without a clue of what I was doing this time.
"Hello everyone. Today I believe I have my most important presentation yet..."
The crowd grew silent and hung on every word. And I heard my voice around the room through the speakers.
" Today I have with me a box...and inside is spaghetti I had for breakfast. "
The crowd laughed thinking it was a joke
" shut up "
The crowd grew silent once more
"Behind me is a chalkboard and I will now present my new findings to all of you...I have found out how to make portals to other worlds. "
A man in the far back of the audience yelled bullshit in a heavy Indian accent but he was so far it was a faint sound for me. I smiled at that thinking I had finally found something that would make me lose my title and I could go ahead and live a life without people making me feel like an evil man for not helping others.
I opened the box got a handful of the noodles and threw them at the chalkboard. I then grabbed a paper towel on standby to clean myself.
The noodles hit the board and slowly moved and rested on a spot on the board. I made eye contact with my brother backstage and he had a look on his face showing he believed in me.
I spun the board dropping the noodles to the ground I then grabbed the chalk and drew around the sauce and noodles that stuck to the board then drew my attention to the others that had fallen on the floor and drew an outline of that.
After it finished I threw the chalk in the crowd violently hitting an old lady in the face.
" Quickly I want a show of hands who thinks I'm a crazy guy "
Everyone raised their hands and I laughed to myself
I then went behind the board and laid it horizontally. I grabbed a small knife in my pocket and poked my finger with it. The crimson blood fell and hit the chalk and then as more and more blood hit the chalk it started glowing.
" you have got to be joking. "
I said out loud as it started to spark an orange glow and it slowly grew color to the rest of the chalk in orange sparks.
Once the symbol was fully sparking with orange the sauce began to swell and move around in a counterclockwise manner. I stepped away from it in shock as small parts of the blood in my finger began to float to the parts where it fell on the floor I drew my outlines on and started sparking those as well.
It started to smoke and hiss as if lightning could whisper and the orange began to take shape and the sauce made a doorway. The parts that were not on the board began to grow ice around them and started to make designs on the floor circling me and the board. Suddenly it grew in size and a large booming voice was heard through the portal as I felt panic of people start to set in.
A huge claw came out and scrapped the sides of my table trying to crawl out from the world it had been trapped in. Cold winds hit me as they cut my skin and threw around my clothes. As I saw the table was now melting from its touch.
A slimy green claw with mucus like a face-hugger egg from the movie Alien carved through the floor and pulled the rest of its body out slowly. A beast stood at 12 feet tall adjusting to our world as goop grew and shaped its body as people screamed, ran, and stood frozen in fear.
As it looked around it locked its spider-like eyes and swerled around coming out from the portal and twisting and turning around the body as it made its way to its head finding a place to rest. It then locked its eyes with me and its jaw twisted slowly from an ant-like maw to mine and slowly shrunk and it soon took the shape of me and knelt on the floor and spoke to me.
" master. "
I stood in shock as everyone seemed to calm down and watched to see what I would do.
"...umm "My family has always been of great minds. I hated it. Growing up and having to study day and night to try and live up to them was extremely exhausting when I couldn't care how things worked as long as I was happy. I gave up but somehow everything kept turning out to be true.
Over my lifetime I have become the Gorden Ramsey of the science world. Known for my temper and also for huge things like curing world hunger using play-doe and cancer with baby powder I got in a back street ally while drunk.
To get my family off my back I started making random ideas so they could see me as a failure and leave me alone but...they keep working. And soon people started to praise me. Fame has left me with nothing but more and more attention. So today I plan to make sure that everyone can just think I'm insane and leave me alone and not some king.
I chuckled like a kid who was opening a Christmas present as I heard the crowd of people chatting and talking loudly as I hid behind my stage in a grey tight suit that my sister had picked out. I sighed and was ready to walk out and make a fool out of myself but my brother stopped me.
" Jack... I just want you to know how proud I am of you. Dad would have loved to see you right now. "
I thought it was ironic because last night while chilling on the couch watching TV and eating chips I made this theory up. He dusted off my shoulders held them tight and looked me in the eyes taking in the moment.
" go give them hell man. "
He had a goofy smile just like Dad but spoke with confidence.
" you got it, man. "
I heard my name being called onto the stage and the uproar startled me for a second but I collected myself and headed out after giving him a nod just to entertain him.
The lights were blinding as I grabbed the mic and looked at the table in front of me with a small box with the ingredients I needed and a chalkboard behind me.
After I stood still for a minute the crowd died down. I had not told anyone what I was presenting so the whole world was watching without a clue of what I was doing this time.
"Hello everyone. Today I believe I have my most important presentation yet..."
The crowd grew silent and hung on every word. And I heard my voice around the room through the speakers.
" Today I have with me a box...and inside is spaghetti I had breakfast. "
The crowd laughed thinking it was a joke
" shut up "
The crowd grew silent once more
"Behind me is a chalkboard and I will now present my new findings to all of you...I have found out how to make portals to other worlds. "
A man in the far back of the audience yelled bullshit in a heavy Indian accent but he was so far it was a faint sound for me. I smiled at that thinking I had finally found something that would make me lose my title and I could go ahead and live a life without people making me feel like an evil man for not helping others.
I opened the box got a handful of the noodles and threw them at the chalkboard. I then grabbed a paper towel on standby to clean myself.
The noodles hit the board and slowly moved and rested on a spot on the board. I made eye contact with my brother backstage and he had a look on his face showing he believed in me.
I spun the board dropping the noodles to the ground I then grabbed the chalk and drew around the sauce and noodles that stuck to the board then drew my attention to the others that had fallen on the floor and drew an outline of that.
After it finished I threw the chalk in the crowd violently hitting an old lady in the face.
" Quickly I want a show of hands who thinks I'm a crazy guy "
Everyone raised their hands and I laughed to myself
I then went behind the board and laid it horizontally. I grabbed a small knife in my pocket and poked my finger with it. The crimson blood fell and hit the chalk and then as more and more blood hit the chalk it started glowing.
" you have got to be joking. "
I said out loud as it started to spark an orange glow and it slowly grew color to the rest of the chalk in orange sparks.
Once the symbol was fully sparking with orange the sauce began to swell and move around in a counterclockwise manner. I stepped away from it in shock as small parts of the blood in my finger began to float to the parts where it fell on the floor I drew my outlines on and started sparking those as well.
It started to smoke and hiss as if lightning could whisper and the orange began to take shape and the sauce made a doorway. The parts that were not on the board began to grow ice around them and started to make designs on the floor circling me and the board. Suddenly it grew in size and a large booming voice was heard through the portal as I felt panic of people start to set in.
A huge claw came out and scrapped the sides of my table trying to crawl out from the world it had been trapped in. Cold winds hit me as they cut my skin and threw around my clothes. As I saw the table was now melting from its touch.
A slimy green claw with mucus like a face-hugger egg from the movie Alien carved through the floor and pulled the rest of its body out slowly. A beast stood at 12 feet tall adjusting to our world as goop grew and shaped its body as people screamed, ran, and stood frozen in fear.
As it looked around it locked its spider-like eyes and swerled around coming out from the portal and twisting and turning around the body as it made its way to its head finding a place to rest. It then locked its eyes with me and its jaw twisted slowly from an ant-like maw to mine and slowly shrunk and it soon took the shape of me and knelt on the floor and spoke to me.
" master. "
I stood in shock as everyone seemed to calm down and watched to see what I would do.
Now that this creature knelt before me I realized that the room I was in was so terrible quietly you could hear everyone's ass get tight in anticipation of what would happen next.
" ...what...are you. "
I spoke carefully to the being that had taken the shape of myself. It still took my breath away and my throat was dry.
The beast was a deep green. The color mixed with shades of grey streaming from it. The longer I looked at it I could see it getting closer to what I looked like shaping itself.
From small flowing green tendrils to an arm they grew as they twisted and made bone then muscle and finally skin.
It locked eyes with me and it smiled deeply at me. As it formed the face finally.
" Your vassle. "
My eyes had not moved to the crowd at all but even though the lights hit the stage so hard it was enveloped in smoke.
The creature's eyes glowed as it answered brightly, not figuratively. This thing's eyes were glowing.
"To serve you, We are bound by blood magic. I am a reflection of your desires, Master, " it said, its voice now a whisper in my mind.
It began to stand up as my grey suit began to form on it and by the time it stood fully up it had copied what I looked like.
" let me explain everything. "
My body frozen in fear woke up with adrenaline as I blinked and a flash of green smoke covered my vision as he teleported right to me face to face.
Its body turned to smoke and went into the slits of my eyes. I felt visions follow me in my peripheral vision but surprisingly no pain followed power filled me and it felt like one hell of a drug.
My body and mind altered.
I was now in a very dark place with no walls or light except my reflection on the floor which waved like water.
I took a step back looking around and back to the reflection of me on the ground.
Soon the water rippled and my reflection fell through the floor like gravity was inverted. he flew upright and water fell off of him as he looked at me as he now stood straight ahead of me. He was just reflecting in the water but now eyed me down.
Collecting my nerves.
I begin to speak.
" what do you want..."
He was still in my form and stood perfectly straight. Now with water dripping from his...my hair.
Slight stubble with hair that hung down and my hazel eyes were not present within him but I was greeted with a swelling acidic green that doubled the size of my pupil.
" to serve you. "
He made no other movement than putting his hands behind his back like a soldier at ease.
I could not tell if it was lying or not.
" ...is that it? "
" I am the embodiment of your fear desires and brilliance. You have shaped me. Your desire for solitude birthed me. I will aid you in shaping the world how you see fit. Your reality becomes mine. "
There was a slight echo in the room as he spoke.
" wait...where are we "
I questioned haphazardly
" your mind. "
An awkward silence was in the air until I spoke
" so...am I just standing on the stage not making a sound? "
He gave me a concerned look.
" no...time has frozen outside for you. You may sleep here without having to in the real world so to others you look as if you never rest and you may think and plan what to do in battle here. For them, it will be about two seconds...Do...do you not have any knowledge of what I am? "
Suddenly I felt bad like I had encountered someone famous and I had no idea who they were. A slap in the face like a popular kid meeting someone who had never heard of them. Ego shattered.
" ok sorry no. I...don't go around reading about...monsters?"
I felt like was I saying the n-word of the demon realm not knowing if that word was offensive.
He folded his arms a little upset.
"Are you not a warrior? "
" well...no I...just watch TV and cook here and there- "
The demon cut me off
" weak. "
" excuse me? "
" look. I am an immortal being and after a while you get bored. So I'm sorry if I may be a little upset after being bonded with some nobody. "
I got quiet and I was a little annoyed that I was being roasted by some demon that I just met.
Its form wavers and eyes begin to open on its skin. Cheeks forhead etc.
"After being a god for so long it's fun to play with limitations. Makes things extremely exciting. "
" what do you mean by that? "
" look. You can only be so entertained by the same things. Life gets boring and now...you are going to help me with this. I get to have pure entertainment while you get every wish you could ever want. A mutual bond no? "
He then closed his eyes annoyed and the other eyes meshed back to his skin.
" though... the TV is not that interesting...life is what gets the blood pumping"
I felt the need to quickly change the topic
"Are there others like you? "
The room began to take shape very slowly as the water floor turned to wood and walls went around us.
" of course. You may meet them one day "
Confused and curious I pressed.
"Meet them? "
" yes. Summoning one of us is considered a threat to them. "
He spoke while opening and closing his newly found hand except backward.
" hm...no that don't look right "
I quickly responded
" Wait! How is doing that a threat! "
"Well, one doesn't just accidentally Summon one of us to suddenly get powers beyond human control. "
I thought back to how I summoned him by accident with some food I made.
" well...funny story but I summoned you using my breakfast..."
I had never regretted speaking so much as in that moment.
" What... "
Acid dripped from his words. Literally. His pupils split in half and his bottom jaw ripped open like an ant and curved giving sharpness to the bone.
"Please don't kill me. "
The room began to look like a cozy cabin with a fireplace and he slowly went back to normal.
" I would if I could. I've never felt so disrespected. We are bonded by your blood. If you die...I die. "
Suddenly I felt at ease by this new information.
Then a thought came to my mind
" ...God's can die? "
" you did hear me, right? "
The SAS from this guy was unneeded and I was starting to miss him being on his knees as weird as that sounds.
" so...all that power gone.... in an instant... "
" well...no actually God's powers don't just disappear they transfer to whoever killed them...wait...hold up."
He suddenly had an epiphany.
A smile grew on his face and he grabbed my shoulders
" you! You are going to help me kill the other gods! "
He sounded proud but I let him down.
" ha! No. "
" oh come on! Don't be like that. "
He did a pout.
"Look, man. I'm not killing gods for you. Just because you are bored. "
" hey...they might send people to kill you because you bonded with me. "
"What did I ever do to them? "
"They have a system to this stuff. They like to build and watch things play out. You're a problem. That can mess it up. So...they kill ya...to be honest, I don't know any other way to explain it, man. You know people normally just use my power to kill people and become a king and know this already. "
"This is outrageous. "
" bro. Look if you do this I will be able to get their powers and you will be able to do so much more than what I offer "
I tilted my head
" what can you do? Know what never mind. I will just talk to them and figure things out. "
He groaned and his form melted down sagging and it shot back up reforming
"Is there not anything that you want? Anything in the world? Gods don't put themselves in physical forms. They give people power and can make beings to hunt you. And if they care enough to come down themself. Ha, good luck."
I stopped and thought about it trying to weigh the options of pissing off higher beings.
Suddenly. I found something.
"Can you bring back the dead..."
He stopped confused.
" well...no "
" then I don't want anything "
" wait! "
He threw his arms out pleading
"I don't...but another God does..."
He crosses his arms smiling. He had left the question hanging letting me reconsider his offer.
I stopped and thought for a while before looking back up to him.
I let out a sigh and looked him in the eyes
" ok...you are going to help me get my father back. "
The demon smirked.
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Over my lifetime I have become the Gorden Ramsey of the science world. Known for my temper and also for huge things like curing world hunger using play-doe and cancer with baby powder I got in a back street ally while drunk.
To get my family off my back I started making random ideas so they could see me as a failure and leave me alone but...they keep working. And soon people started to praise me. Fame has left me with nothing but more and more attention. So today I plan to make sure that everyone can just think I'm insane and leave me alone and not some king.
I chuckled like a kid who was opening a Christmas present as I heard the crowd of people chatting and talking loudly as I hid behind my stage in a grey tight suit that my sister had picked out. I sighed and was ready to walk out and make a fool out of myself but my brother stopped me.
" Jack... I just want you to know how proud I am of you. Dad would have loved to see you right now. "
I thought it was ironic because last night while chilling on the couch watching TV and eating chips I made this theory up. He dusted off my shoulders held them tight and looked me in the eyes taking in the moment.
" go give them hell man. "
He had a goofy smile just like Dad but spoke with confidence.
" you got it, man. "
I heard my name being called onto the stage and the uproar startled me for a second but I collected myself and headed out after giving him a nod just to entertain him.
The lights were blinding as I grabbed the mic and looked at the table in front of me with a small box with the ingredients I needed and a chalkboard behind me.
After I stood still for a minute the crowd died down. I had not told anyone what I was presenting so the whole world was watching without a clue of what I was doing this time.
"Hello everyone. Today I believe I have my most important presentation yet..."
The crowd grew silent and hung on every word. And I heard my voice around the room through the speakers.
" Today I have with me a box...and inside is spaghetti I had for breakfast. "
The crowd laughed thinking it was a joke
" shut up "
The crowd grew silent once more
"Behind me is a chalkboard and I will now present my new findings to all of you...I have found out how to make portals to other worlds. "
A man in the far back of the audience yelled bullshit in a heavy Indian accent but he was so far it was a faint sound for me. I smiled at that thinking I had finally found something that would make me lose my title and I could go ahead and live a life without people making me feel like an evil man for not helping others.
I opened the box got a handful of the noodles and threw them at the chalkboard. I then grabbed a paper towel on standby to clean myself.
The noodles hit the board and slowly moved and rested on a spot on the board. I made eye contact with my brother backstage and he had a look on his face showing he believed in me.
I spun the board dropping the noodles to the ground I then grabbed the chalk and drew around the sauce and noodles that stuck to the board then drew my attention to the others that had fallen on the floor and drew an outline of that.
After it finished I threw the chalk in the crowd violently hitting an old lady in the face.
" Quickly I want a show of hands who thinks I'm a crazy guy "
Everyone raised their hands and I laughed to myself
I then went behind the board and laid it horizontally. I grabbed a small knife in my pocket and poked my finger with it. The crimson blood fell and hit the chalk and then as more and more blood hit the chalk it started glowing.
" you have got to be joking. "
I said out loud as it started to spark an orange glow and it slowly grew color to the rest of the chalk in orange sparks.
Once the symbol was fully sparking with orange the sauce began to swell and move around in a counterclockwise manner. I stepped away from it in shock as small parts of the blood in my finger began to float to the parts where it fell on the floor I drew my outlines on and started sparking those as well.
It started to smoke and hiss as if lightning could whisper and the orange began to take shape and the sauce made a doorway. The parts that were not on the board began to grow ice around them and started to make designs on the floor circling me and the board. Suddenly it grew in size and a large booming voice was heard through the portal as I felt panic of people start to set in.
A huge claw came out and scrapped the sides of my table trying to crawl out from the world it had been trapped in. Cold winds hit me as they cut my skin and threw around my clothes. As I saw the table was now melting from its touch.
A slimy green claw with mucus like a face-hugger egg from the movie Alien carved through the floor and pulled the rest of its body out slowly. A beast stood at 12 feet tall adjusting to our world as goop grew and shaped its body as people screamed, ran, and stood frozen in fear.
As it looked around it locked its spider-like eyes and swerled around coming out from the portal and twisting and turning around the body as it made its way to its head finding a place to rest. It then locked its eyes with me and its jaw twisted slowly from an ant-like maw to mine and slowly shrunk and it soon took the shape of me and knelt on the floor and spoke to me.
" master. "
I stood in shock as everyone seemed to calm down and watched to see what I would do.
"...umm "My family has always been of great minds. I hated it. Growing up and having to study day and night to try and live up to them was extremely exhausting when I couldn't care how things worked as long as I was happy. I gave up but somehow everything kept turning out to be true.
Over my lifetime I have become the Gorden Ramsey of the science world. Known for my temper and also for huge things like curing world hunger using play-doe and cancer with baby powder I got in a back street ally while drunk.
To get my family off my back I started making random ideas so they could see me as a failure and leave me alone but...they keep working. And soon people started to praise me. Fame has left me with nothing but more and more attention. So today I plan to make sure that everyone can just think I'm insane and leave me alone and not some king.
I chuckled like a kid who was opening a Christmas present as I heard the crowd of people chatting and talking loudly as I hid behind my stage in a grey tight suit that my sister had picked out. I sighed and was ready to walk out and make a fool out of myself but my brother stopped me.
" Jack... I just want you to know how proud I am of you. Dad would have loved to see you right now. "
I thought it was ironic because last night while chilling on the couch watching TV and eating chips I made this theory up. He dusted off my shoulders held them tight and looked me in the eyes taking in the moment.
" go give them hell man. "
He had a goofy smile just like Dad but spoke with confidence.
" you got it, man. "
I heard my name being called onto the stage and the uproar startled me for a second but I collected myself and headed out after giving him a nod just to entertain him.
The lights were blinding as I grabbed the mic and looked at the table in front of me with a small box with the ingredients I needed and a chalkboard behind me.
After I stood still for a minute the crowd died down. I had not told anyone what I was presenting so the whole world was watching without a clue of what I was doing this time.
"Hello everyone. Today I believe I have my most important presentation yet..."
The crowd grew silent and hung on every word. And I heard my voice around the room through the speakers.
" Today I have with me a box...and inside is spaghetti I had breakfast. "
The crowd laughed thinking it was a joke
" shut up "
The crowd grew silent once more
"Behind me is a chalkboard and I will now present my new findings to all of you...I have found out how to make portals to other worlds. "
A man in the far back of the audience yelled bullshit in a heavy Indian accent but he was so far it was a faint sound for me. I smiled at that thinking I had finally found something that would make me lose my title and I could go ahead and live a life without people making me feel like an evil man for not helping others.
I opened the box got a handful of the noodles and threw them at the chalkboard. I then grabbed a paper towel on standby to clean myself.
The noodles hit the board and slowly moved and rested on a spot on the board. I made eye contact with my brother backstage and he had a look on his face showing he believed in me.
I spun the board dropping the noodles to the ground I then grabbed the chalk and drew around the sauce and noodles that stuck to the board then drew my attention to the others that had fallen on the floor and drew an outline of that.
After it finished I threw the chalk in the crowd violently hitting an old lady in the face.
" Quickly I want a show of hands who thinks I'm a crazy guy "
Everyone raised their hands and I laughed to myself
I then went behind the board and laid it horizontally. I grabbed a small knife in my pocket and poked my finger with it. The crimson blood fell and hit the chalk and then as more and more blood hit the chalk it started glowing.
" you have got to be joking. "
I said out loud as it started to spark an orange glow and it slowly grew color to the rest of the chalk in orange sparks.
Once the symbol was fully sparking with orange the sauce began to swell and move around in a counterclockwise manner. I stepped away from it in shock as small parts of the blood in my finger began to float to the parts where it fell on the floor I drew my outlines on and started sparking those as well.
It started to smoke and hiss as if lightning could whisper and the orange began to take shape and the sauce made a doorway. The parts that were not on the board began to grow ice around them and started to make designs on the floor circling me and the board. Suddenly it grew in size and a large booming voice was heard through the portal as I felt panic of people start to set in.
A huge claw came out and scrapped the sides of my table trying to crawl out from the world it had been trapped in. Cold winds hit me as they cut my skin and threw around my clothes. As I saw the table was now melting from its touch.
A slimy green claw with mucus like a face-hugger egg from the movie Alien carved through the floor and pulled the rest of its body out slowly. A beast stood at 12 feet tall adjusting to our world as goop grew and shaped its body as people screamed, ran, and stood frozen in fear.
As it looked around it locked its spider-like eyes and swerled around coming out from the portal and twisting and turning around the body as it made its way to its head finding a place to rest. It then locked its eyes with me and its jaw twisted slowly from an ant-like maw to mine and slowly shrunk and it soon took the shape of me and knelt on the floor and spoke to me.
" master. "
I stood in shock as everyone seemed to calm down and watched to see what I would do.
"...umm "
Part two of the noodle demon.Now that this creature knelt before me I realized that the room I was in was so terrible quietly you could hear everyone's ass get tight in anticipation of what would happen next.
" ...what...are you. "
I spoke carefully to the being that had taken the shape of myself. It still took my breath away and my throat was dry.
The beast was a deep green. The color mixed with shades of grey streaming from it. The longer I looked at it I could see it getting closer to what I looked like shaping itself.
From small flowing green tendrils to an arm they grew as they twisted and made bone then muscle and finally skin.
It locked eyes with me and it smiled deeply at me. As it formed the face finally.
" Your vassle. "
My eyes had not moved to the crowd at all but even though the lights hit the stage so hard it was enveloped in smoke.
The creature's eyes glowed as it answered brightly, not figuratively. This thing's eyes were glowing.
"To serve you, We are bound by blood magic. I am a reflection of your desires, Master, " it said, its voice now a whisper in my mind.
It began to stand up as my grey suit began to form on it and by the time it stood fully up it had copied what I looked like.
" let me explain everything. "
My body frozen in fear woke up with adrenaline as I blinked and a flash of green smoke covered my vision as he teleported right to me face to face.
Its body turned to smoke and went into the slits of my eyes. I felt visions follow me in my peripheral vision but surprisingly no pain followed power filled me and it felt like one hell of a drug.
My body and mind altered.
I was now in a very dark place with no walls or light except my reflection on the floor which waved like water.
I took a step back looking around and back to the reflection of me on the ground.
Soon the water rippled and my reflection fell through the floor like gravity was inverted. he flew upright and water fell off of him as he looked at me as he now stood straight ahead of me. He was just reflecting in the water but now eyed me down.
Collecting my nerves.
I begin to speak.
" what do you want..."
He was still in my form and stood perfectly straight. Now with water dripping from his...my hair.
Slight stubble with hair that hung down and my hazel eyes were not present within him but I was greeted with a swelling acidic green that doubled the size of my pupil.
" to serve you. "
He made no other movement than putting his hands behind his back like a soldier at ease.
I could not tell if it was lying or not.
" ...is that it? "
" I am the embodiment of your fear desires and brilliance. You have shaped me. Your desire for solitude birthed me. I will aid you in shaping the world how you see fit. Your reality becomes mine. "
There was a slight echo in the room as he spoke.
" wait...where are we "
I questioned haphazardly
" your mind. "
An awkward silence was in the air until I spoke
" so...am I just standing on the stage not making a sound? "
He gave me a concerned look.
" no...time has frozen outside for you. You may sleep here without having to in the real world so to others you look as if you never rest and you may think and plan what to do in battle here. For them, it will be about two seconds...Do...do you not have any knowledge of what I am? "
Suddenly I felt bad like I had encountered someone famous and I had no idea who they were. A slap in the face like a popular kid meeting someone who had never heard of them. Ego shattered.
" ok sorry no. I...don't go around reading about...monsters?"
I felt like was I saying the n-word of the demon realm not knowing if that word was offensive.
He folded his arms a little upset.
"Are you not a warrior? "
" well...no I...just watch TV and cook here and there- "
The demon cut me off
" weak. "
" excuse me? "
" look. I am an immortal being and after a while you get bored. So I'm sorry if I may be a little upset after being bonded with some nobody. "
I got quiet and I was a little annoyed that I was being roasted by some demon that I just met.
Its form wavers and eyes begin to open on its skin. Cheeks forhead etc.
"After being a god for so long it's fun to play with limitations. Makes things extremely exciting. "
" what do you mean by that? "
" look. You can only be so entertained by the same things. Life gets boring and now...you are going to help me with this. I get to have pure entertainment while you get every wish you could ever want. A mutual bond no? "
He then closed his eyes annoyed and the other eyes meshed back to his skin.
" though... the TV is not that interesting...life is what gets the blood pumping"
I felt the need to quickly change the topic
"Are there others like you? "
The room began to take shape very slowly as the water floor turned to wood and walls went around us.
" of course. You may meet them one day "
Confused and curious I pressed.
"Meet them? "
" yes. Summoning one of us is considered a threat to them. "
He spoke while opening and closing his newly found hand except backward.
" hm...no that don't look right "
I quickly responded
" Wait! How is doing that a threat! "
"Well, one doesn't just accidentally Summon one of us to suddenly get powers beyond human control. "
I thought back to how I summoned him by accident with some food I made.
" well...funny story but I summoned you using my breakfast..."
I had never regretted speaking so much as in that moment.
" What... "
Acid dripped from his words. Literally. His pupils split in half and his bottom jaw ripped open like an ant and curved giving sharpness to the bone.
"Please don't kill me. "
The room began to look like a cozy cabin with a fireplace and he slowly went back to normal.
" I would if I could. I've never felt so disrespected. We are bonded by your blood. If you die...I die. "
Suddenly I felt at ease by this new information.
Then a thought came to my mind
" ...God's can die? "
" you did hear me, right? "
The SAS from this guy was unneeded and I was starting to miss him being on his knees as weird as that sounds.
" so...all that power gone.... in an instant... "
" well...no actually God's powers don't just disappear they transfer to whoever killed them...wait...hold up."
He suddenly had an epiphany.
A smile grew on his face and he grabbed my shoulders
" you! You are going to help me kill the other gods! "
He sounded proud but I let him down.
" ha! No. "
" oh come on! Don't be like that. "
He did a pout.
"Look, man. I'm not killing gods for you. Just because you are bored. "
" hey...they might send people to kill you because you bonded with me. "
"What did I ever do to them? "
"They have a system to this stuff. They like to build and watch things play out. You're a problem. That can mess it up. So...they kill ya...to be honest, I don't know any other way to explain it, man. You know people normally just use my power to kill people and become a king and know this already. "
"This is outrageous. "
" bro. Look if you do this I will be able to get their powers and you will be able to do so much more than what I offer "
I tilted my head
" what can you do? Know what never mind. I will just talk to them and figure things out. "
He groaned and his form melted down sagging and it shot back up reforming
"Is there not anything that you want? Anything in the world? Gods don't put themselves in physical forms. They give people power and can make beings to hunt you. And if they care enough to come down themself. Ha, good luck."
I stopped and thought about it trying to weigh the options of pissing off higher beings.
Suddenly. I found something.
"Can you bring back the dead..."
He stopped confused.
" well...no "
" then I don't want anything "
" wait! "
He threw his arms out pleading
"I don't...but another God does..."
He crosses his arms smiling. He had left the question hanging letting me reconsider his offer.
I stopped and thought for a while before looking back up to him.
I let out a sigh and looked him in the eyes
" ok...you are going to help me get my father back. "
The demon smirked.
2024.04.22 04:36 mattlward Strange issue with ESPHome and SHT30 probe...
I have been building an aquarium monitor, in parallel I built one with Tasmota and one with ESPHome. This is my first venture into ESPHome, have been using Tasmota and ESPEasy for years.
I am building with identical hardware so that I can test various things across platforms. One of the sensors is a waterproof SHT30 probe, not sure how it is water proof as when in water it realizes the humidity is 100%.
With Tasmota all is working well, but with ESPHome when I compile and dl new firmware to the unit the SHT30 fails to come up, it takes a reboot or 2 for it to work properly. I assume that there is some setting I need to change, but not sure.
i2c config:
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I am building with identical hardware so that I can test various things across platforms. One of the sensors is a waterproof SHT30 probe, not sure how it is water proof as when in water it realizes the humidity is 100%.
With Tasmota all is working well, but with ESPHome when I compile and dl new firmware to the unit the SHT30 fails to come up, it takes a reboot or 2 for it to work properly. I assume that there is some setting I need to change, but not sure.
i2c config:
i2c: sda: GPIO21 scl: GPIO22 frequency: 400kHzsht30 config:
- platform: sht3xd temperature: name: "Tank 1 Temp" id: sht30t internal: false filters: - lambda: return x * (9.0/5.0) + 32.0; unit_of_measurement: "°F" humidity: name: "Tank 1 Hum" id: sht30h internal: true address: 0x44 update_interval: 30sI am also running an i2c display:
display: - platform: lcd_pcf8574 id: mydisplay dimensions: 16x2 address: 0x27 lambda: - //Print tank temperature and heater state on row 0 it.printf(0,0,"T1=%.1fF", id(sht30t).state); it.printf(10, 0, "H1=%s", id(tank_heat).state.c_str()); // Print the current time on row 1 it.strftime(1,1,"%I:%M%p %m/%d", id(my_time).now()); if (id(tank_backlight).state) { // Binary sensor is on // Control backlight on mydisplay // Binary sensor is on in HA id(mydisplay).backlight(); } else { // Binary sensor is off in HA id(mydisplay).no_backlight(); } Logs at boot showing failure:INFO Upload took 8.43 seconds, waiting for result... INFO OTA successful INFO Successfully uploaded program. INFO Starting log output from 192.168.1.231 using esphome API INFO Successfully connected to esphome_tank_test @ 192.168.1.231 in 11.238s INFO Successful handshake with esphome_tank_test @ 192.168.1.231 in 0.024s [21:31:37][I][app:100]: ESPHome version 2024.4.0 compiled on Apr 21 2024, 21:31:07 [21:31:37][I][app:102]: Project Matt.Ward_Aquarium_Monitor version aquarium-monitor-v.2 [21:31:37][C][wifi:580]: WiFi: [21:31:37][C][wifi:408]: Local MAC: D4:8A:FC:D0:50:18 [21:31:37][C][wifi:413]: SSID: 'dd-wrt_vap'[redacted] [21:31:37][C][wifi:416]: IP Address: 192.168.1.231 [21:31:37][C][wifi:420]: BSSID: 84:D8:1B:BA:F1:F4[redacted] [21:31:37][C][wifi:421]: Hostname: 'esphome_tank_test' [21:31:37][C][wifi:423]: Signal strength: -46 dB ▂▄▆█ [21:31:37][C][wifi:427]: Channel: 1 [21:31:37][C][wifi:428]: Subnet: 255.255.255.0 [21:31:37][C][wifi:429]: Gateway: 192.168.1.1 [21:31:37][C][wifi:430]: DNS1: 192.168.1.7 [21:31:37][C][wifi:431]: DNS2: 192.168.1.2 [21:31:37][C][logger:166]: Logger: [21:31:37][C][logger:167]: Level: DEBUG [21:31:37][C][logger:169]: Log Baud Rate: 115200 [21:31:37][C][logger:170]: Hardware UART: UART0 [21:31:37][C][i2c.arduino:071]: I2C Bus: [21:31:37][C][i2c.arduino:072]: SDA Pin: GPIO21 [21:31:37][C][i2c.arduino:073]: SCL Pin: GPIO22 [21:31:37][C][i2c.arduino:074]: Frequency: 400000 Hz [21:31:37][C][i2c.arduino:086]: Recovery: bus successfully recovered [21:31:37][I][i2c.arduino:096]: Results from i2c bus scan: [21:31:37][I][i2c.arduino:102]: Found i2c device at address 0x27 [21:31:37][I][i2c.arduino:102]: Found i2c device at address 0x44 [21:31:37][C][ledc.output:173]: LEDC Output: [21:31:37][C][ledc.output:174]: Pin GPIO25 [21:31:37][C][ledc.output:175]: LEDC Channel: 0 [21:31:37][C][ledc.output:176]: PWM Frequency: 1000.0 Hz [21:31:37][C][ledc.output:177]: Phase angle: 0.0° [21:31:37][C][ledc.output:178]: Bit depth: 16 [21:31:37][C][ledc.output:173]: LEDC Output: [21:31:37][C][ledc.output:174]: Pin GPIO26 [21:31:37][C][ledc.output:175]: LEDC Channel: 1 [21:31:37][C][ledc.output:176]: PWM Frequency: 1000.0 Hz [21:31:37][C][ledc.output:177]: Phase angle: 0.0° [21:31:37][C][ledc.output:178]: Bit depth: 16 [21:31:37][C][ledc.output:173]: LEDC Output: [21:31:37][C][ledc.output:174]: Pin GPIO27 [21:31:37][C][ledc.output:175]: LEDC Channel: 2 [21:31:37][C][ledc.output:176]: PWM Frequency: 1000.0 Hz [21:31:37][C][ledc.output:177]: Phase angle: 0.0° [21:31:37][C][ledc.output:178]: Bit depth: 16 [21:31:37][C][template.text_sensor:020]: Template Sensor 'UptimeHR' [21:31:37][C][template.text_sensor:020]: Icon: 'mdi:clock-start' [21:31:37][C][uptime.sensor:031]: Uptime Sensor 'Uptime' [21:31:37][C][uptime.sensor:031]: Device Class: 'duration' [21:31:37][C][uptime.sensor:031]: State Class: 'total_increasing' [21:31:38][C][uptime.sensor:031]: Unit of Measurement: 's' [21:31:38][C][uptime.sensor:031]: Accuracy Decimals: 0 [21:31:38][C][uptime.sensor:031]: Icon: 'mdi:timer-outline' [21:31:38][C][light:103]: Light 'Blue LED' [21:31:38][C][light:105]: Default Transition Length: 1.0s [21:31:38][C][light:106]: Gamma Correct: 2.80 [21:31:38][C][light:103]: Light 'Green LED' [21:31:38][C][light:105]: Default Transition Length: 1.0s [21:31:38][C][light:106]: Gamma Correct: 2.80 [21:31:38][C][light:103]: Light 'Red LED' [21:31:38][C][light:105]: Default Transition Length: 1.0s [21:31:38][C][light:106]: Gamma Correct: 2.80 [21:31:38][C][homeassistant.time:010]: Home Assistant Time: [21:31:38][C][homeassistant.time:011]: Timezone: 'CST6CDT,M3.2.0,M11.1.0' [21:31:38][C][wifi_info:013]: WifiInfo Mac Address 'ESP Mac Wifi Address' [21:31:38][C][sht3xd:038]: SHT3xD: [21:31:38][E][sht3xd:040]: Communication with SHT3xD failed! [21:31:38][E][component:082]: Component sht3xd.sensor is marked FAILED [21:31:38][C][status:034]: Status Binary Sensor 'Connected' [21:31:38][C][status:034]: Device Class: 'connectivity' [21:31:38][C][restart:068]: Restart Switch 'Restart' [21:31:38][C][restart:070]: Icon: 'mdi:restart' [21:31:38][C][restart:091]: Restore Mode: always OFF [21:31:38][C][lcd_pcf8574:024]: PCF8574 LCD Display: [21:31:38][C][lcd_pcf8574:025]: Columns: 16, Rows: 2 [21:31:38][C][lcd_pcf8574:026]: Address: 0x27 [21:31:38][C][lcd_pcf8574:027]: Update Interval: 1.0s [21:31:38][C][captive_portal:088]: Captive Portal: [21:31:38][C][web_server:169]: Web Server: [21:31:38][C][web_server:170]: Address: esphome_tank_test.home:80 [21:31:38][C][mdns:115]: mDNS: [21:31:38][C][mdns:116]: Hostname: esphome_tank_test [21:31:38][C][ota:096]: Over-The-Air Updates: [21:31:38][C][ota:097]: Address: esphome_tank_test.home:3232 [21:31:38][C][ota:103]: OTA version: 2. [21:31:38][C][api:139]: API Server: [21:31:38][C][api:140]: Address: esphome_tank_test.home:6053 [21:31:38][C][api:144]: Using noise encryption: NO [21:31:38][C][improv_serial:032]: Improv Serial: [21:31:38][C][wifi_info:011]: WifiInfo SSID 'SSID' [21:31:38][C][wifi_info:009]: WifiInfo IPAddress 'IP' [21:31:38][C][wifi_signal.sensor:009]: WiFi Signal 'WiFi Signal' [21:31:38][C][wifi_signal.sensor:009]: Device Class: 'signal_strength' [21:31:38][C][wifi_signal.sensor:009]: State Class: 'measurement' [21:31:38][C][wifi_signal.sensor:009]: Unit of Measurement: 'dBm' [21:31:38][D][debug:320]: Wakeup Reason: UnknownFollowed by a soft reset and all is working as expected.
INFO ESPHome 2024.4.0 INFO Reading configuration /config/esphome/esphome-web-d05018.yaml... WARNING 'esphome_tank_test': Using the '_' (underscore) character in the hostname is discouraged as it can cause problems with some DHCP and local name services. For more information, see https://esphome.io/guides/faq.html#why-shouldn-t-i-use-underscores-in-my-device-name INFO Detected timezone 'America/Chicago' INFO Starting log output from 192.168.1.231 using esphome API INFO Successfully connected to esphome_tank_test @ 192.168.1.231 in 0.048s INFO Successful handshake with esphome_tank_test @ 192.168.1.231 in 0.040s [21:34:52][I][app:100]: ESPHome version 2024.4.0 compiled on Apr 21 2024, 21:31:07 [21:34:52][I][app:102]: Project Matt.Ward_Aquarium_Monitor version aquarium-monitor-v.2 [21:34:52][C][wifi:580]: WiFi: [21:34:52][C][wifi:408]: Local MAC: D4:8A:FC:D0:50:18 [21:34:52][C][wifi:413]: SSID: [redacted] [21:34:52][C][wifi:416]: IP Address: 192.168.1.231 [21:34:52][C][wifi:420]: BSSID: [redacted] [21:34:52][C][wifi:421]: Hostname: 'esphome_tank_test' [21:34:52][C][wifi:423]: Signal strength: -45 dB ▂▄▆█ [21:34:52][C][wifi:427]: Channel: 1 [21:34:52][C][wifi:428]: Subnet: 255.255.255.0 [21:34:52][C][wifi:429]: Gateway: 192.168.1.1 [21:34:52][C][wifi:430]: DNS1: 192.168.1.7 [21:34:52][C][wifi:431]: DNS2: 192.168.1.2 [21:34:52][C][logger:166]: Logger: [21:34:52][C][logger:167]: Level: DEBUG [21:34:52][C][logger:169]: Log Baud Rate: 115200 [21:34:52][C][logger:170]: Hardware UART: UART0 [21:34:52][C][i2c.arduino:071]: I2C Bus: [21:34:52][C][i2c.arduino:072]: SDA Pin: GPIO21 [21:34:52][C][i2c.arduino:073]: SCL Pin: GPIO22 [21:34:52][C][i2c.arduino:074]: Frequency: 400000 Hz [21:34:52][C][i2c.arduino:086]: Recovery: bus successfully recovered [21:34:52][I][i2c.arduino:096]: Results from i2c bus scan: [21:34:52][I][i2c.arduino:102]: Found i2c device at address 0x27 [21:34:52][I][i2c.arduino:102]: Found i2c device at address 0x44 [21:34:52][C][ledc.output:173]: LEDC Output: [21:34:52][C][ledc.output:174]: Pin GPIO25 [21:34:52][C][ledc.output:175]: LEDC Channel: 0 [21:34:52][C][ledc.output:176]: PWM Frequency: 1000.0 Hz [21:34:52][C][ledc.output:177]: Phase angle: 0.0° [21:34:52][C][ledc.output:178]: Bit depth: 16 [21:34:52][C][ledc.output:173]: LEDC Output: [21:34:52][C][ledc.output:174]: Pin GPIO26 [21:34:52][C][ledc.output:175]: LEDC Channel: 1 [21:34:52][C][ledc.output:176]: PWM Frequency: 1000.0 Hz [21:34:52][C][ledc.output:177]: Phase angle: 0.0° [21:34:52][C][ledc.output:178]: Bit depth: 16 [21:34:52][C][ledc.output:173]: LEDC Output: [21:34:52][C][ledc.output:174]: Pin GPIO27 [21:34:52][C][ledc.output:175]: LEDC Channel: 2 [21:34:52][C][ledc.output:176]: PWM Frequency: 1000.0 Hz [21:34:52][C][ledc.output:177]: Phase angle: 0.0° [21:34:52][C][ledc.output:178]: Bit depth: 16 [21:34:52][C][template.text_sensor:020]: Template Sensor 'UptimeHR' [21:34:52][C][template.text_sensor:020]: Icon: 'mdi:clock-start' [21:34:52][C][uptime.sensor:031]: Uptime Sensor 'Uptime' [21:34:52][C][uptime.sensor:031]: Device Class: 'duration' [21:34:52][C][uptime.sensor:031]: State Class: 'total_increasing' [21:34:52][C][uptime.sensor:031]: Unit of Measurement: 's' [21:34:52][C][uptime.sensor:031]: Accuracy Decimals: 0 [21:34:52][C][uptime.sensor:031]: Icon: 'mdi:timer-outline' [21:34:52][C][light:103]: Light 'Blue LED' [21:34:52][C][light:105]: Default Transition Length: 1.0s [21:34:52][C][light:106]: Gamma Correct: 2.80 [21:34:52][C][light:103]: Light 'Green LED' [21:34:52][C][light:105]: Default Transition Length: 1.0s [21:34:52][C][light:106]: Gamma Correct: 2.80 [21:34:52][C][light:103]: Light 'Red LED' [21:34:52][C][light:105]: Default Transition Length: 1.0s [21:34:52][C][light:106]: Gamma Correct: 2.80 [21:34:52][C][homeassistant.time:010]: Home Assistant Time: [21:34:52][C][homeassistant.time:011]: Timezone: 'CST6CDT,M3.2.0,M11.1.0' [21:34:52][C][wifi_info:013]: WifiInfo Mac Address 'ESP Mac Wifi Address' [21:34:52][C][sht3xd:038]: SHT3xD: [21:34:52][D][sht3xd:043]: Serial Number: 0x10507F6F [21:34:52][D][sht3xd:044]: Heater Enabled: false [21:34:52][C][sht3xd:046]: Address: 0x44 [21:34:52][C][sht3xd:047]: Update Interval: 30.0s [21:34:52][C][sht3xd:049]: Temperature 'Tank 1 Temp' [21:34:52][C][sht3xd:049]: Device Class: 'temperature' [21:34:52][C][sht3xd:049]: State Class: 'measurement' [21:34:52][C][sht3xd:049]: Unit of Measurement: '°F' [21:34:52][C][sht3xd:049]: Accuracy Decimals: 1 [21:34:52][C][sht3xd:050]: Humidity 'Tank 1 Hum' [21:34:52][C][sht3xd:050]: Device Class: 'humidity' [21:34:52][C][sht3xd:050]: State Class: 'measurement' [21:34:52][C][sht3xd:050]: Unit of Measurement: '%' [21:34:52][C][sht3xd:050]: Accuracy Decimals: 1 [21:34:52][C][status:034]: Status Binary Sensor 'Connected' [21:34:52][C][status:034]: Device Class: 'connectivity' [21:34:52][C][restart:068]: Restart Switch 'Restart' [21:34:52][C][restart:070]: Icon: 'mdi:restart' [21:34:52][C][restart:091]: Restore Mode: always OFF [21:34:52][C][lcd_pcf8574:024]: PCF8574 LCD Display: [21:34:52][C][lcd_pcf8574:025]: Columns: 16, Rows: 2 [21:34:52][C][lcd_pcf8574:026]: Address: 0x27 [21:34:52][C][lcd_pcf8574:027]: Update Interval: 1.0s [21:34:52][C][captive_portal:088]: Captive Portal: [21:34:52][C][web_server:169]: Web Server: [21:34:52][C][web_server:170]: Address: esphome_tank_test.home:80 [21:34:52][C][mdns:115]: mDNS: [21:34:52][C][mdns:116]: Hostname: esphome_tank_test [21:34:52][C][ota:096]: Over-The-Air Updates: [21:34:52][C][ota:097]: Address: esphome_tank_test.home:3232 [21:34:52][C][ota:103]: OTA version: 2. [21:34:52][C][api:139]: API Server: [21:34:52][C][api:140]: Address: esphome_tank_test.home:6053 [21:34:52][C][api:144]: Using noise encryption: NO [21:34:52][C][improv_serial:032]: Improv Serial: [21:34:52][C][wifi_info:011]: WifiInfo SSID 'SSID' [21:34:52][C][wifi_info:009]: WifiInfo IPAddress 'IP' [21:34:52][C][wifi_signal.sensor:009]: WiFi Signal 'WiFi Signal' [21:34:52][C][wifi_signal.sensor:009]: Device Class: 'signal_strength' [21:34:52][C][wifi_signal.sensor:009]: State Class: 'measurement' [21:34:52][C][wifi_signal.sensor:009]: Unit of Measurement: 'dBm' [21:34:52][C][wifi_signal.sensor:009]: Accuracy Decimals: 0 [21:34:53][C][homeassistant.binary_sensor:039]: Homeassistant Binary Sensor 'tank_backlight' [21:34:53][C][homeassistant.binary_sensor:040]: Entity ID: 'input_boolean.esphome_backlight' [21:34:53][C][homeassistant.text_sensor:023]: Homeassistant Text Sensor 'tank_heat' [21:34:53][C][homeassistant.text_sensor:024]: Entity ID: 'binary_sensor.tank_heating' [21:34:53][C][homeassistant.sensor:030]: Homeassistant Sensor 'tank_temp' [21:34:53][C][homeassistant.sensor:030]: State Class: '' [21:34:53][C][homeassistant.sensor:030]: Unit of Measurement: '' [21:34:53][C][homeassistant.sensor:030]: Accuracy Decimals: 1 [21:34:53][C][homeassistant.sensor:031]: Entity ID: 'sensor.esp_tank_sht3x_temperature' [21:34:53][C][debug:067]: Debug component: [21:34:53][D][debug:079]: ESPHome version 2024.4.0 [21:34:53][D][debug:083]: Free Heap Size: 191940 bytes [21:34:53][D][debug:113]: Flash Chip: Size=4096kB Speed=40MHz Mode=DIO [21:34:53][D][debug:162]: Chip: Model=ESP32, Features=WIFI_BGN,BLE,BT, Cores=2, Revision=3 [21:34:53][D][debug:170]: ESP-IDF Version: v4.4.2 [21:34:53][D][debug:175]: EFuse MAC: D4:8A:FC:D0:50:18 [21:34:53][D][debug:275]: Reset Reason: Software Reset CPU [21:34:53][D][debug:320]: Wakeup Reason: UnknownAny ideas? It almost seems to me that the sensor does not initialize quickly enough to be ready at start or that i2c bus is not ready to accept the sensor startup data.
2024.04.20 06:31 ALLTAY-ERRYTAY LG 65UB980T - TA No Picture, No Backlight, No sound
So my dad’s tv stopped working and he said if I can fix it I can have it and it’s a wicked TV so I want to.
Problem is: Status light works as it should (on when tv is off, goes off when I power on from remote) but nothing happens once switched on
I’ve tried everything for sound to double check, volume up, changed inputs, a bunch of tests.
No backlight or picture with flashlight.
I’ve pulled the back off and checked capacitors, all look fine, a light comes on on the main board, I’ve tried powering on with different combinations of tcon removed, WiFi card removed, speakers removed as some suggestions online have said.
Relay just clicks once as it should, not like a repeating startup failure.
My guess is main board but don’t wanna pull the in on trying to source one without confirmation
Any help would be appreciated thanks heaps.
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Problem is: Status light works as it should (on when tv is off, goes off when I power on from remote) but nothing happens once switched on
I’ve tried everything for sound to double check, volume up, changed inputs, a bunch of tests.
No backlight or picture with flashlight.
I’ve pulled the back off and checked capacitors, all look fine, a light comes on on the main board, I’ve tried powering on with different combinations of tcon removed, WiFi card removed, speakers removed as some suggestions online have said.
Relay just clicks once as it should, not like a repeating startup failure.
My guess is main board but don’t wanna pull the in on trying to source one without confirmation
Any help would be appreciated thanks heaps.
2024.04.19 22:12 emaxxman Is it bright light or specifically direct sunlight that kills an OLED screen?
I was looking at the 77" C3 at Costco yesterday. It's placed near the door but doesn't get direct sunlight. Now, Costco seems really bright to me and is far brighter than my family room. Even with the recessed lights on, there's no way it's brighter than Costco.
The display model is on for as long as the store is open (8 to 12 hours depending on day?) The picture still looks bright, crisp, and I don't see any dead pixels or other artifacts that would imply a screen failure.
My family room only has a patio door in it. Outside of that is a north facing enclosed 3 season room. Morning sun only but the family room never gets direct sunlight in it.
Am I naive to think I don't need to worry about harsh light damaging the screen? I'm thinking that the OLED should be more than bright enough for me too.
My last tv was an HD LG that was 10+ years old. I had a 4K LG 77" that lasted all of 3 years until the backlight went out. Buying another LG is a little scary but I've had very good luck with other LG stuff so hoping it's only a fluke.
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The display model is on for as long as the store is open (8 to 12 hours depending on day?) The picture still looks bright, crisp, and I don't see any dead pixels or other artifacts that would imply a screen failure.
My family room only has a patio door in it. Outside of that is a north facing enclosed 3 season room. Morning sun only but the family room never gets direct sunlight in it.
Am I naive to think I don't need to worry about harsh light damaging the screen? I'm thinking that the OLED should be more than bright enough for me too.
My last tv was an HD LG that was 10+ years old. I had a 4K LG 77" that lasted all of 3 years until the backlight went out. Buying another LG is a little scary but I've had very good luck with other LG stuff so hoping it's only a fluke.
2024.04.19 01:58 MrBerryBoy09520 Vizio M70-C3 TV Screen Problem
 | I recently got a Vizio tv and have been successful in replacing the backlight on tvs before however this time the screen had picture issues. I’m not sure if it is an LCD problem or if it is a circuit board issue. Hopefully the board. Has anybody seen this before and found it was not a broken screen? submitted by MrBerryBoy09520 to TV_repair [link] [comments] |